forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, pesky1972 said: Hmmm, I wouldn’t hang about there for too long, especially if you hear the sound of banjo playing. Confession time.., I once left a pair of Calvins in a tree after getting caught short out running, made it into the woods in time but had to use the pants to wipe the stench trench upon completion of the deed. To be fair I didn’t need to fire the shitey keks up the tree.., but thought why the fcuk wouldn’t I I knew jogging was bad for you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,654 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 58 minutes ago, Dinosaurs said: Is it a bears Pantry?? GB only joking bud ... No way there your sisters . Atb Can't be hers.i got em on... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,982 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 58 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Can't be hers.i got em on... Your head? Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur foxhound 480 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 hours ago, shovel leaner said: I’m often around at night , shooting, and looking around with my thermal. Not seen anyone about. Weird??? Is that you coming out the closet,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 hour ago, ginger beard said: Can't be hers.i got em on... Some poor unfortunate could be sniffing your panties thinking a lady hung them up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 5 hours ago, shovel leaner said: I’m often around at night , shooting, and looking around with my thermal. Not seen anyone about. Weird??? Pervert.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,150 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 hours ago, ginger beard said: Can't be hers.i got em on... I believe you bud . Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 5,189 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 I have found these pants in a tree, never seen anyone round here ever, even at night with NV, I am here all the time 23.5-7 and never seen no one, but still I found these pants in a tree, in a wood, that I have never seen anyone in ........ = Ayup lads these are my pants, wanna see em coz I'm weird? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,650 Posted October 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 (edited) Right , I’m back on the forum now , been away a few hours . I see that in my absence I’ve been accused of basically being a homosexual and being weird. I thought if asked a serious question on here, I would get some serious feedback, and we could all have a mature discussion on what may have been the motivation behind the leaving of undergarments in the trees ..... oh how wrong I was !!!! Right , that’s it , I’m off to ask a Member of Parliament , I guarantee they will know what it means .. Edited October 4, 2018 by shovel leaner 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 32,464 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Because they probably left them there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Your gonna get raped by a midget with a banjo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Kids giving each other wedgies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,650 Posted October 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Greyman said: Because they probably left them there And if you caught them leaving them there they would be pictured outside there house with their wife next to him saying “ it was all a grave error of judgment, and my wife is standing beside me . My pants accidentally fell off me and by some miracle, landed in the tree .” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 32,464 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 6 hours ago, shovel leaner said: And if you caught them leaving them there they would be pictured outside there house with their wife next to him saying “ it was all a grave error of judgment, and my wife is standing beside me . My pants accidentally fell off me and by some miracle, landed in the tree .” I am not trying to be funny and I hope you don't take offence, as Gloucestershire is a big county I,m probably miles off the mark but I don't suppose this is one of yours is it, the reason I,m asking is I,d really like to put some cameras in here without looking over my shoulders all the time, maybe we could catch the phantom pant slinger between us at the same time, if it is yours I oppologise in advance for my intrusion and assure you I only took a few piccy,s Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,650 Posted October 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Greyman said: I am not trying to be funny and I hope you don't take offence, as Gloucestershire is a big county I,m probably miles off the mark but I don't suppose this is one of yours is it, the reason I,m asking is I,d really like to put some cameras in here without looking over my shoulders all the time, maybe we could catch the phantom pant slinger between us at the same time, if it is yours I oppologise in advance for my intrusion and assure you I only took a few piccy,s I’ll PM you 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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