WILF 50,578 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 In all seriousness if you are 17 stone at 33 after a decent running career then, unless you are a man mountain of about 6’6” and built like a brick shit house, you are a mess. Im 6’1” and 16 stone and I’m over weight, I’m your bog standard out of shape bloke approaching 50......at 33 I was still playing football at a decent-ish level and about 14 stone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,927 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Just now, WILF said: In all seriousness if you are 17 stone at 33 after a decent running career then, unless you are a man mountain of about 6’6” and built like a brick shit house, you are a mess. Im 6’1” and 16 stone and I’m over weight, I’m your bog standard out of shape bloke approaching 50......at 33 I was still playing football at a decent-ish level and about 14 stone. Didn't you fancy saving that one until Friday night, Wilf? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 50,578 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Born Hunter said: Didn't you fancy saving that one until Friday night, Wilf? I like my weekends to start early pal 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,767 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 2 hours ago, waltjnr said: didnt eddie izzard do 43 marathons in 51 days ,and hes just a plump tranny! in his high heels lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,988 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 On 21/05/2018 at 13:32, socks said: The army cure for shin splints used to be ..... run them off lol ......... Where you in the army socks ... aaah... didn' know that 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,315 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 minute ago, South hams hunter said: Where you in the army socks ... aaah... didn' know that Your another fatty so you can pipe down as well 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,988 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Your another fatty so you can pipe down as well chill out old fella or you'l have a heart attach Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 hour ago, South hams hunter said: Where you in the army socks ... aaah... didn' know that and your the fat fukc that's shit scared of cushty ...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted May 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, WILF said: In all seriousness if you are 17 stone at 33 after a decent running career then, unless you are a man mountain of about 6’6” and built like a brick shit house, you are a mess. Im 6’1” and 16 stone and I’m over weight, I’m your bog standard out of shape bloke approaching 50......at 33 I was still playing football at a decent-ish level and about 14 stone. Don't paint us all with your fat and wobbly brush, only cos you look like a poor starving African with a pot belly don't mean we all do. That's me at just over 16 stone, you were correct Wilf..... Man Mountain is the word you're looking for saggy boobs. Edited May 23, 2018 by Kerny92 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted May 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) You daren't take one cos tha mirrors that scruffy tha wun't see owt barring a few custard stains from years of acne popping...... The only muscle you have got bigger is that massive one in ya mouth ya haggis breathed pansy. Edited May 23, 2018 by Kerny92 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 10,060 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Where the f**k have all the real men gone?????? It’s all f****n spray tans and f****n shaving every hair off their nancyboy body. Bunch of f****n closet homos.. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted May 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Just now, W. Katchum said: I darent take one as only thing that could possible make a delft look gayer is having a selfie with a darkie hanging out back of ye man up ffs Says that man who's middle name is reach-around, i heard in the scouts your special skill was to wash a mans balls in the shower with the soap you had dropped as he rogered you like a trooper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted May 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, dogmandont said: Where the f**k have all the real men gone?????? It’s all f****n spray tans and f****n shaving every hair off their nancyboy body. Bunch of f****n closet homos.. They are currently on Plenty of Fish begging to bang fatties you Grizzly Adam's faced cock!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 32,035 Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, dogmandont said: Where the f**k have all the real men gone?????? It’s all f****n spray tans and f****n shaving every hair off their nancyboy body. Bunch of f****n closet homos.. It's ok I,m still here, 1 2 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted May 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: I was a fusilier, not a trooper an all we know about you is your special skill is taking selfies an faking illnesses to get out a doing anything Seen better soldiers with a boiled egg...... From what I've read on here your special skill is not picking up the phone. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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