Nightmare Neighbours.

[ChrisJones 7,975]

1 minute ago, stumfelter said:

Make her think the house is haunted by breaking in when she is asleep while wearing a bedsheet and repeatedly saying woo, woo in a high pitched voice.

When my lad was a nipper I trained him to point in to an empty room and say "Who's That Sad Little Boy?" He could only have been 4 at the time.

My mate's Mrs thinks the house is haunted to this day...

[lurcherman 887 13,437]

Your a trendy guy just ignore it 

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

have you a copy of slayers album 'reign in blood'

play that at full volume back.

 

stick it on and leave the house

 

that worked with one of my pi$$y neighbours

[peterhunter86 8,627]

If she has bushes in her garden pm cushty he'll sort her out.

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

Ask W katchum to go around wearing just his tights 

that will do her head in

[WILF 50,612]

Sorry to lower the tone, but have you checked your loft?

The middle gable in old semis is not normally sealed very well and you get a lot of air travel between buildings........if air can travel so can sound.

Make sure you have everything sealed so that no air can travel, that will help a fair bit.

Anyway........carry on gents......

[ginger beard 4,653]

3 hours ago, Ted Newgent said:

Ask W katchum to go around wearing just his tights 

that will do her head in

He don't need tights to do her head in and besides he's only brave on here remember.

[Kerny92 1,246]

3 hours ago, WILF said:

Sorry to lower the tone, but have you checked your loft?

The middle gable in old semis is not normally sealed very well and you get a lot of air travel between buildings........if air can travel so can sound.

Make sure you have everything sealed so that no air can travel, that will help a fair bit.

Anyway........carry on gents......

Cheers pal will give it a check, the living room wall felt solid enough when i cracked it so could be the answer. That's a remedy though, the silly cow needs to learn a bit of respect though mate.

[beany01 223]

Been in that situation and its shit, really shit. I had a little old lady next door, she went in a home and the council brought the semi bungalow off the family. Moved in a 'disabled' wanker and his mrs. She done voluntary work at a dogs home and brought the worst home with her, up to about 6 of them. Howling and barking constantly while they were out up to 5 hours a day. Also 3-4 nights a week had the grandkids round and full blast karaoke. I tried putting up sound proofing and a layer of plasterboard on top, but the walls were thin and the noise still came through.  They still werent interested, I was just causing trouble apparently, so contacted the council. The dogs were quieter, but the tit decided he would slam the doors early and late at night because I worked shifts. Really wanted to lose my cool, but if I went and slapped a 'disabled' person I would look the bad guy. If you start reporting it to the council, it will be logged, and if you ever move, you will have to legally tell them. Whos going to buy a house with screaming neighbours???  They were never going to move out of 'their' nice free bungalow, and luckily the dogs had quietened down, so officially the noise problem was better. I then part exchanged it for a brand spanker detached place. Best thing I ever did. Ok, the mortgage was a lot higher, but it was worth every penny. My neighbours now are all decent people, pleasure to live here. You shouldnt have to move, but the council wont do bugger all, you would just end up kicking the crap out of someone, and once you start after months of misery and frustration you wont want to stop. Not worth getting locked up and stuffing your life up. 

Edited March 26, 2018 by beany01

[bigmac 97kt 13,833]

14 hours ago, scothunter said:

Punch her in the the face and anyone else who comes to the door to object

Been there done that lol

but not the lass who lived in the house but her boy friend and his mate at 3am

she then say,d ill get my dad (he is a door man) thats ok ill phone him my self

so i did and told him what was going on also told him to get his ass over and sort it

i did this right in front of her

you should of seen her face

funny there was no noise from her and she moved away a few weeks later

Its not nice when you come in from work to see your wife in tears

so i lost it

atvbjimmy

 

[troyboy17 632]

I had this a builder brought the semi  next to mine turned it into 2 flats the top one a unemployed  bloke moved in music till 4 in morning I went round and asked him if he could lower it he told me to f off so I did the next best thing knocked crap out of him and I'm 60 odd and him 35 but it stopped the music

[Kerny92 1,246]

23 minutes ago, bigmac 97kt said:

Been there done that lol

but not the lass who lived in the house but her boy friend and his mate at 3am

she then say,d ill get my dad (he is a door man) thats ok ill phone him my self

so i did and told him what was going on also told him to get his ass over and sort it

i did this right in front of her

you should of seen her face

funny there was no noise from her and she moved away a few weeks later

Its not nice when you come in from work to see your wife in tears

so i lost it

atvbjimmy

 

That's what i feel it's going to come to pal. I'm going to lose it and crack an unfortunate bloke who's at the house party. That's going to open up a can of worms though, either the police will get involved and that's something i don't want as I've got previous. And i don't want to cause shit for my Mrs as i work away Mon-Fri. I've got a family to think of now, if i was home alone it would have been sorted a long time ago.

[Daniel cain 49,138]

Hose pipe sounds the best imo crickets a close second..... I'd just send my Mrs around to punch her f***ing head in personally..... 

[TOMO 28,966]

13 hours ago, Kerny92 said:

She looks like a dug up Zombie, take a brave man to tackle her.

mush dont look much better to be honest....

[bigmac 97kt 13,833]

2 hours ago, Kerny92 said:

That's what i feel it's going to come to pal. I'm going to lose it and crack an unfortunate bloke who's at the house party. That's going to open up a can of worms though, either the police will get involved and that's something i don't want as I've got previous. And i don't want to cause shit for my Mrs as i work away Mon-Fri. I've got a family to think of now, if i was home alone it would have been sorted a long time ago.

I was lucky i new her dad well and worked the doors with him

so it was sorted quick smart .

hope you get it sorted to mate its not a nice situation to be in

atvbjimmy