mushroom 14,163 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Before you get excited not on the lips, cock, nipples or asshole! We have no tradition/culture of kissing cheeks when we greet. When I first move here; with women, no problem, with men, not happening lol Over the years I guess I became normalised to it. Just met up with my very good mate and business associate. The first thing we did is kiss cheeks and ask about each other. Seems gay, in truth I find it trust enhancing. The question is: If we had this in UK would we still be as violent? And would you kiss ya mates on the cheek? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,163 Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) Never mind about the UK. What I wanna know is was he okay down his knees or did he have to full on sit on the floor so yous could have a kiss an cuddle? I knew it would be you ya nob Edited August 31, 2017 by mushroom 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,163 Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 LMAO ya cnut I ain't into nowt like that... and you know it because I turned you down that night when you got all horny when ya pug x caught a rabbit. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
onion jonny 527 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 dont you have a bell to press so your carer knows you need you meds. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,163 Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Who me?? I'm self medicating. Do you have a problem with giving a man a kiss on the cheek Onion? Jesus read the question Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,163 Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'll put it like this; I'd rather kiss a trusted mate on the cheek, than shake the hand of a cnut who acts one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'd do it if that's what they do over there, if it there custom you should out of respect. I hug my mates when I see them, proper hug not a basket ball court hug. As far as the violence thing who knows what effect it would have. Can't see it ever catching on over here 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I kiss my wife, my mum and my daughter - I'd never kiss a bloke ! Gentlemen shake hands, as far as I'm concerned. I'm not even into hugging, if I'm honest......I think I'm what's known as "non-tactile". 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 cant see it catching on over here, youd end up in intensive care Shit Larry - how hard do you lot kiss mate? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,163 Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) youd end up in intensive care You wouldn't believe how many times I've uttered that phrase Edited August 31, 2017 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 A handshake is as far as I go ... I don't even like getting a hug off women apart from my mother wife and kids ... all this hello darling kiss kiss hug hug fukcing sickens me .... look me in the eye and shake my hand job done ...... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,163 Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 A handshake is as far as I go ... I don't even like getting a hug off women apart from my mother wife and kids ... all this hello darling kiss kiss hug hug fukcing sickens me .... look me in the eye and shake my hand job done ...... That's my point. Thats our culture! Christ I don't think I've ever hugged my dad ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,661 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Iv got a couple of old mates that I kiss when we see each other ,never thought anything of it really. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1st new years eve do i went to on the continent, midnight & im getting kissed by everyone, very weird, in fact freakily uncomfortable! decade n a half later, its normal! whos next? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 5,289 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) Hugging Kissing public displays of affection I find it all a bit false and pretentious kissing blokes is in my opinion Gay a good firm handshake is what is required in fact to me I use it as a gauge if its limp and weak it says a lot I have old fashioned British values and they must be upheld lol. Edited August 31, 2017 by FLATTOP 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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