Daniel cain 42,889 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 If most of you cant be trusted to stay true to your birds-then I couldn't trust you with a dog or to keep your mouths shut if shit hit the fan.few of my so called pals have put me in an arkward position in the past-I won't lie for no cnut they all tried crawling back in the end and ended up with f**k all-sad muppets-left a good un for a rat that turns into a proper ball breaker lol.make your bed you lie in it.atb dc 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,565 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Feck me betfred are paying well if you bought a small holding lol she could have robbed the place 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,889 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Pics if you in lycra are better while smashing lumps into the pads lol.atb dc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
onion jonny 526 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 well i'm no alpha or beta but i am a randy old git so a holes a goal and remember boys last on's the daddy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Jo, you've made this post a real blast and a great laugh, well done. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Do you realise Jo most of the lads are typing with one hand and stroking their Knobs with the other lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 I agree with you francie id never risk loosen my kids for a jump off some skanger and plus id have no where to keep my dogs if she fcuked me out. What if she had kennels? then she would have to kick her mongrel out and as much as i hate the cnut i wouldnt do that to dogfox. Not very original I see......I'm popping round in a bit so you're better off playing out with ya friends before I arrive.... Ah your grand pal take the day off you can clean my kennels tomorrow. Don't worry I'll clean her kennels, you better get in touch with a joiner cos I'm gonna smash her back doors in........ ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 I agree with you francie id never risk loosen my kids for a jump off some skanger and plus id have no where to keep my dogs if she fcuked me out. What if she had kennels? then she would have to kick her mongrel out and as much as i hate the cnut i wouldnt do that to dogfox. Not very original I see......I'm popping round in a bit so you're better off playing out with ya friends before I arrive.... Ah your grand pal take the day off you can clean my kennels tomorrow. you couldnt smash glass i bet your the type that makes wemen cringe. Don't worry I'll clean her kennels, you better get in touch with a joiner cos I'm gonna smash her back doors in........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Do you realise Jo most of the lads are typing with one hand and stroking their Knobs with the other lolLmao nah men cant multi task hun x Fair play Jo you are spot on there! As for rules there are none Mods are as randy as us lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) I agree with you francie id never risk loosen my kids for a jump off some skanger and plus id have no where to keep my dogs if she fcuked me out. What if she had kennels? then she would have to kick her mongrel out and as much as i hate the cnut i wouldnt do that to dogfox. Not very original I see......I'm popping round in a bit so you're better off playing out with ya friends before I arrive.... Ah your grand pal take the day off you can clean my kennels tomorrow. Don't worry I'll clean her kennels, you better get in touch with a joiner cos I'm gonna smash her back doors in........ Ive found most men who talk like this couldn't smash crockery at a greek wedding x Don't get on at me for your bad choice in sausage.... The proof is in the pudding. ?? Edited March 26, 2017 by DogMan85 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 I agree with you francie id never risk loosen my kids for a jump off some skanger and plus id have no where to keep my dogs if she fcuked me out. What if she had kennels? then she would have to kick her mongrel out and as much as i hate the cnut i wouldnt do that to dogfox. Not very original I see......I'm popping round in a bit so you're better off playing out with ya friends before I arrive.... Ah your grand pal take the day off you can clean my kennels tomorrow. Don't worry I'll clean her kennels, you better get in touch with a joiner cos I'm gonna smash her back doors in........ Ive found most men who talk like this couldn't smash crockery at a greek wedding xDon't get on at me for your bad choice in sausage....The proof is in the pudding. Get your wife/girlfriend (assuming you have one?) To post it on here lmao x After the experiences you've had over the years with less than satisfactory blue veined steak I don't think it would be wise to post my sexual needs which make Mr Grey's look tame, you need to save your fingers for typing..... ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Don't see the point in having an affair. When I'm single I'm normally with lots of women (always careful). When Im in a relationship I'm faithful. If I'm not happy, the relationship is over! Why cheat on someone and hurt them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Don't see the point in having an affair. When I'm single I'm normally with lots of women (always careful). When Im in a relationship I'm faithful. If I'm not happy, the relationship is over! Why cheat on someone and hurt them? I'm very careful as well, I always close the door quietly on my way out..... ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Don't see the point in having an affair. When I'm single I'm normally with lots of women (always careful). When Im in a relationship I'm faithful. If I'm not happy, the relationship is over! Why cheat on someone and hurt them? I'm very careful as well, I always close the door quietly on my way out..... ?Trust me do that with eastern european women.... they mental ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
onion jonny 526 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) terrible talk Edited March 27, 2017 by onion jonny 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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