stumfelter 3,034 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Get in quick lads, once Bird wakes up from his afternoon snooze and spots this he'll be on it like a rash! Told you so! Lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,412 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Get in quick lads, once Bird wakes up from his afternoon snooze and spots this he'll be on it like a rash!Told you so! Lol. Its ok he didnt mention shagging karate or buck (the big softy) so were good lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,938 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 The worst thing ive found about ageing is people pissing and moaning about ageing !.....i get it if your in your ,s as there cant be much to look forward to but f**k me 40,s 50,s 60,s is just like the equivalent mileage on a car ok you start needing a few adjustments big deal but if your ready for the knackers yard then you should have kept your service history up 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Get in quick lads, once Bird wakes up from his afternoon snooze and spots this he'll be on it like a rash!Told you so! Lol. Its ok he didnt mention shagging karate or buck (the big softy) so were good lol Or size+weight 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest edrd Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) . Edited March 3, 2018 by edrd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Get in quick lads, once Bird wakes up from his afternoon snooze and spots this he'll be on it like a rash!Told you so! Lol. Its ok he didnt mention shagging karate or buck (the big softy) so were good lol Or size+weight ha ha true like said on me thread, enjoy your age,health,strength, because when old age taps you on the shoulder , it leaves its mark , like said you carnt turn the clock back , so enjoy it now , anyway got alot to look forward this summer , my 30 years old son and his mrs expecting there 1st child , if everything goes ok with his wife, so might be a granddad , now thats feckin old 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) Old age is... Being able to simultaneously supply a urine, stool, blood, and semen, sample, by dropping your underpants off at your GP's surgery. Edited February 20, 2017 by ChrisJones 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 And why is it old people cant wait to tell you their age. You hold the door open for an old lady and she says "thanks love I'm 86 you know" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,938 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Old age is... Being able to simultaneously supply a urine, stool, blood, and semen, sample, by dropping your underpants off at your GP's surgery. What sort of sex games have you been playing 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 What sort of sex games have you been playing No sex games, Gnash. Just had a run in with french police. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,938 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 What sort of sex games have you been playing No sex games, Gnash. Just had a run in with french police. Well one of them obviously took your fancy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 She was a darling, not very gentle though... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,899 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Age is just a number Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
max_wood 161 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 I've noticed when driving past new housing estates ect i say too the kids "all this used to be field" or that used to be a pub ect. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,571 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Old age is when you fart wondering if your going to follow through Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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