green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) shes 50 soon and got plenty going for her, shes a sort , shes minted , she does the wages,got huge tits , best of all she wears over the knee boots most days , me n me mate at work rekon shes dying for the length off one of us , shes been saying hello to us for a few years now which we rekon is a big come on ,, so whats our next move ? so far all we can think of to break the ice is to A send her a dildo for birthday or B cut a few gloryholes in the office wall and give her a whistle , so wez asking would you do to break the ice ?bearing in mind niether of us want to loose our job Edited January 12, 2017 by green lurchers 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dazbrowne 13 333 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Just come out with it pal used to go to a butty shop bird behind counter fit as fook five scaffolders not one of us had the balls to ask her out little weasel faced labourer came in with us one day asked her out still with her now they don't know unless u put it out there still pisses lads off to this day about what could of been 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 say any chance of a ride bit of a dodgy word that chance could lead to no fkn chance , after something a bit tactful Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Just come out with it pal used to go to a butty shop bird behind counter fit as fook five scaffolders not one of us had the balls to ask her out little weasel faced labourer came in with us one day asked her out still with her now they don't know unless u put it out there still pisses lads off to this day about what could of been should ave said its a scaffold firm so you understand we do get n overload of testosterone most days lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 say any chance of a ride bit of a dodgy word that chance could lead to no fkn chance , after something a bit tactful Asked on the wrong site so . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Ask if she up for a quickie, if she says no, say it was ye pal thats asking, if she drops her drawers then tell her youll be expecting couple sneaky bulls eyes in wage pack each week now haha the bullseyes wernt optional lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dazbrowne 13 333 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Just come out with it pal used to go to a butty shop bird behind counter fit as fook five scaffolders not one of us had the balls to ask her out little weasel faced labourer came in with us one day asked her out still with her now they don't know unless u put it out there still pisses lads off to this day about what could of been should ave said its a scaffold firm so you understand we do get n overload of testosterone most days loljust ask her if she's any good at erecting or stripping 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bunnyblatter 1,012 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Send her an email from a fake account and see if you get a reply. If you do then you know she's up for a bit if not forget about it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Just come out with it pal used to go to a butty shop bird behind counter fit as fook five scaffolders not one of us had the balls to ask her out little weasel faced labourer came in with us one day asked her out still with her now they don't know unless u put it out there still pisses lads off to this day about what could of been should ave said its a scaffold firm so you understand we do get n overload of testosterone most days loljust ask her if she's any good at erecting or stripping think shes heard most of them ones , was after a classy intro ,you know the old lady killer move , if i left it to me pal it would like "oi doll want helmet " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Just wave your cock at her 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shovel shy 4,032 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Just say "my friend wants to no will u ride me" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Too right and all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Pinch her on the arse see what her reaction is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Give bird a shout ray will point you in the right direction none stop shagger in his day 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Its the truth rays backs f****d from shagging 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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