patterdale 672 Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 2 that comes to mind the first i was 13 years old fell off some railings hit my head on the concrete path went into a coma for a while had to have lumber puncher ect 2nd was in a car crash in my 20s with 3 friends rolled about 30 metres hit a road sign that stopped us rolling down a steep embankment YOU ? At the age of 19 had a night out in kirkhouse(koolers) Merthyr Tydfil, woke up next morning in old gurnos flats next to 25 stone woman!Just managed to sneak out without waking her....That was a near death experience! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 672 Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 2 that comes to mind the first i was 13 years old fell off some railings hit my head on the concrete path went into a coma for a while had to have lumber puncher ect 2nd was in a car crash in my 20s with 3 friends rolled about 30 metres hit a road sign that stopped us rolling down a steep embankment YOU ? At the age of 19 had a night out in kirkhouse(koolers) Merthyr Tydfil, woke up next morning in old gurnos flats next to 25 stone woman!Just managed to sneak out without waking her....That was a near death experience! Had few experience like that on kingsway after escape haha once ended up in townhill with fat chick with more facial hair than santa, an a gang a lads sat in front room smoking bong, and she was awake before me, wtf do i do?? Say hi and i had to be at work, didnt have a penny to me name, so thought fook it i jump train haha on walk to station an ole mate luckily drove past me,stopped an give me lift, was only getting into cwmavon i realised it was a pinched car, i went in house an went straight to bed so nowt else could go wrong haha Oh the joys of youth,have you learned from your mistakes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 672 Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 On a serious note On November 18th 2016 I was stabbed in my head,just too the side of my left eye around the temple area with the full length of a car key,I lost a great deal of blood and must admit I thought I was going to bleed to death. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,766 Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 Nope none Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 I told the missus she was wrong ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 I told the missus she was wrong ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,067 Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 Bloody brave man telling her twice Mr T 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,685 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 that comes to mind the first i was 13 years old fell off some railings hit my head on the concrete path went into a coma for a while had to have lumber puncher ect 2nd was in a car crash in my 20s with 3 friends rolled about 30 metres hit a road sign that stopped us rolling down a steep embankment YOU ? At the age of 19 had a night out in kirkhouse(koolers) Merthyr Tydfil, woke up next morning in old gurnos flats next to 25 stone woman!Just managed to sneak out without waking her....That was a near death experience!Had a night in there feck me the next day my legs were aching.Walking around the floor seemed to be covered in bitumen. And went back to the flats opposite tower colliery. Hand full of dried magics what a night lol. We would of put bob Marley to shame on that bong lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,685 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 that comes to mind the first i was 13 years old fell off some railings hit my head on the concrete path went into a coma for a while had to have lumber puncher ect 2nd was in a car crash in my 20s with 3 friends rolled about 30 metres hit a road sign that stopped us rolling down a steep embankment YOU ? At the age of 19 had a night out in kirkhouse(koolers) Merthyr Tydfil, woke up next morning in old gurnos flats next to 25 stone woman!Just managed to sneak out without waking her....That was a near death experience! Had few experience like that on kingsway after escape haha once ended up in townhill with fat chick with more facial hair than santa, an a gang a lads sat in front room smoking bong, and she was awake before me, wtf do i do?? Say hi and i had to be at work, didnt have a penny to me name, so thought fook it i jump train haha on walk to station an ole mate luckily drove past me,stopped an give me lift, was only getting into cwmavon i realised it was a pinched car, i went in house an went straight to bed so nowt else could go wrong haha Sounds like you were living the dream lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,626 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 every morning when I open my eyes till when am back home in bed,that's bad enough For me,you just never know what's around the corner atb mud spot on , life very short , enjoy every day while you can , just watched Bowie on bbc , he was brave man knew he only 3 months to live, he lived it full on to the very last day, that's the way to go out . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
C556 351 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 One that sticks in my mind is walking into a tripwire a couple of times. Luckily the wire was loose and I happened to look down and froze just as my leg touched it. If I'd been a split second later.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,598 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Swerved one night to miss some twat overtaking on the wrong side, hit a wall and went through the windscreen 1977. About 2001, walking the dogs across a field/footpath in Somerset and a great stallion charged, reared and kicked out its back legs up in the air, felt the wind whistle past my ear, that was scarey, would have took my head off. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,756 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 My wife had a near death expireience she put petrol in my diesel van . 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Not me, but my auld man, he fell into a vat of acid when he was 18 at a yard in glasgow, screamed as he went in and swallowed some, he has burns all down his left hand side where the skin melted and sloughed off. He had renal failure and was in a coma for weeks....this was 1960 and the treatment in them days was wrap you up in bandages and then rip them off again every week....he was a fit lad then, boxing and footy, so he managed to survive. !990 he got jumped by 5 lads on his way home from the bowling club, he melled 2 of them and then one hit him on the head with a bottle from behind, tough guys, 5 on 1, they kicked the shoite out of him on the deck, broken ribs, fractured skull , internal bleeding, he was airlifted to the Southern General and had emergency brain surgery and a lumber puncture, made it through all that stuff, even though his brain moved around so much in his skull that it ripped the nerve endings away, he cant smell or taste anything now. Few years later he got a jab off a 3 phase compressor up at Rosyth dockyards, lucky it threw him out and all he got was a burn and a headache... He had a heart attack, phfff! Then he got cancer of the bile duct and had a 14 hour operation known as a whipple (google it, fekk me!) , he only came out of all that alrightish and is on the mend.... Now he has just finished prostate cancer treatment and has had the all clear... I'm sure he is going to outlast me!! Think I will have to finish him off with a big stick... 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 517 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Got held up at gunpoint in africa, genuinelly thought i was going to die. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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