boyo 1,398 Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 When you see a pretty lass all dolled up & your first thoughts are ..... Those high heel shoes must be killing her feet!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Navek Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 When you have chuck flour on your wife to find a wet spot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I'm 50 within the next 2 weeks and had a thought the other day that since i left school it's been 35 years and in 35 years time i 'll most probebly be dead ..Now i do know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,594 Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 your getting old, when aches /pains take for ever to heal or go away, my young Buck dog pulled my arm like whip lash affect , that was near 2 weeks ago, and still hurting, 30 years ago it wouldnt have bothered me it wank getting older deff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,626 Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Time to move on to the whippets ray lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,594 Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Time to move on to the whippets ray lol true lol, Buck will be my last big dog, when he not working he very docile never pulls on the lead, but when working he like differnt dog he feckin mad, and he such a powerful bugger he will drag you no prob , when old Bryn pops off, i will get small beddyx whippet in few years time, thats if Buck aint pulled me arm off before lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,389 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 When you call a snickers bar a marathon or you clean your bathroom with jif. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 When you see a pretty girl all dolled up and your first thoughts are " i wonder if she can cook? " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 461 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 When everything hurts And what doesn't hurt doesn't work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 461 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 When you're asleep and others think your dead When you turn the lights out for economic reasons only You buy a compass for your dash board You have a party and the neighbors don't even know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barry White 79 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 When you can bend it with little effort!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Kanny i clean my bathroom with Vim?? Ffs!! ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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