Funny Joke Thread

[mel b 4,734]

[gazjon5 973]

[comanche 3,359]

[mackay 3,783]

Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with tinsel. However this is only for the christmas period.

[steve66 4,012]

Just opened a Christmas card and a Yorkshire pudding fell out ........ it was from Aunt Bessie

[mel b 4,734]

had a new watch for Christmas. 

[Councilestatekid 2,254]

[Francie, 3,013]

14 minutes ago, mel b said:

had a new watch for Christmas. 

I sent that into my coaches group chat mel,with the caption

Got a new watch for Christmas be handy for timing sessions lol 

[ditchman 4,123]

5 hours ago, mel b said:

had a new watch for Christmas. 

do i see a hamster sticking out mel ?

[ditchman 4,123]

4 hours ago, Councilestatekid said:

nothing like a full sac this time of the year

[mitre 531]

They differentiate should be washed and scrubbed cut and diced and fryed with onions or done with sage and onion stuffing and placed on a nice warm plate 

[Bendigo 1,950]

4 minutes ago, mitre said:

They differentiate should be washed and scrubbed cut and diced and fryed with onions or done with sage and onion stuffing and placed on a nice warm plate 

Definitely mitre. Merry Christmas 

[mitre 531]

And merry Christmas to you and all

[mel b 4,734]

3 hours ago, ditchman said:

do i see a hamster sticking out mel ?

Yes, that's the hamsters nose you can see twitching .

[mel b 4,734]