Older Women?

[stealthy1 3,964]

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

[whiteracer 258]

I still would ?

[peterhunter86 8,627]

I still would

 

Not with my arse in the way you wouldnt

[whiteracer 258]

Spitroast

[3175darren 1,093]

brilliant

[j j m 6,483]

top class

[buckshot 53]

[just-A-snap 1,269]

Don’t believe you, know for a fact it was a 1950s Prefab House and the mother slept in the room next to the bathroom. She had such a lovely wink with just that one eye of hers, and I must say that wooden leg was no bother at all. Found that the mother was also more of a handful and better than the daughter. Mind you I was shit-faced and how the flag kept flying I will never know.

 

Sorry come to think about it, it was a different mother and daughter, in my haste forgot that I live in London and the daughter must be in her Late Eighties.

[Frann 882]

lmao Oh and I still would too

[ftm 3,357]

that's a classic lol

[The one 8,398]

:laugh:

[coverdogs 888]

You know what they say about the older woman.

 

They don't yeal

They don't tell

They don't swell

and they are as grateful as hell.

[Lenmcharristar 9,187]

And if their river still flows red ya can take their false teeth out instead

[Wales1234 5,425]

Love older woman but most of them have usually been in a long term relationship and are proper head fecked lol

[boyo 1,398]

Pmsl ???