Tips For Cracked Ribs

[squab 2,875]

Have to start calling you jackanory always something involving that dog lol,broke 3 ribs years ago in car accident even trying a small fart stings a bit as for advice nothing but time atb

[Malt 379]

Keep taking deep/full breaths, the temptation is to take shallow breaths because of the pain but it can lead to a build up of fluid in the lungs and pneumonia. That's the reason they no longer strap you up.

 

..and stop blaming the dog for your drunken misshaps!

[walshie 2,804]

How about a few "man the f**k up" pills?

[TOMO 28,750]

Good call Walshie ,,,he could do with staying on them long term....

[haymin 2,465]

I've got a cracker of a joke about 7 eyes , but I don't want you to be in stitches laughing ?

[dytkos 17,945]

As it says.

Dickhead had me over off the bike at some feckin speed yesterday (technically not his fault ) So any tips on easing the pain, speed up recovery etc

Same thing happened to me about 2 weeks back, lots of time and ibuprofen lol

 

Cheers, D.

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

Have you had an X-ray? Are they deffo broken?

 

I badly bruised my ribs a few years ago boxing and thought they were broken. I thought the pain was excruciating.

 

That was until 12 months later when I actually broke 3 ribs. That made bruised ribs feel enjoyable. Lol

[forest of dean redneck 12,022]

I like bbq sauce on mine.

[j j m 6,615]

killls when you try to force a sh,t out,had them last year very painfull

[neil82 1,088]

done mine twice, don`t allways show on x-rays, the bones are flexible so not as dense as others, Malt has given about the best advice as per the breathing, just do it slowly and steadily, and seeing as everyone else takes the piss out of you, your so full of crap over that dog, take some prune juice, constipation you don`t want

[TOMO 28,750]

Have you had an X-ray? Are they deffo broken?

 

I badly bruised my ribs a few years ago boxing and thought they were broken. I thought the pain was excruciating.

 

That was until 12 months later when I actually broke 3 ribs. That made bruised ribs feel enjoyable. Lol

There you go mush take note,,, that's how a MAN breaks his ribs,, boxing,,, not fannying around taking a dog for a walk...

[TOMO 28,750]

Tell you what,,, between cushty and mush,,, this section is bloody entertaining every week...

[mushroom 14,097]

Have you had an X-ray? Are they deffo broken?

 

I badly bruised my ribs a few years ago boxing and thought they were broken. I thought the pain was excruciating.

 

That was until 12 months later when I actually broke 3 ribs. That made bruised ribs feel enjoyable. Lol

They said I had three small fractures on three ribs one at the back and two at the front.

[mushroom 14,097]

And fuuck you very much for the love

[albert64 1,882]

fell off the bike..........yeah right

 

you had another good hiding off a girl..........