Mick C. 229 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 its the TV detector van better run back and bury the tele Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,405 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I think I can get my wife and her boyfriend with one bullet now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I see no ship. ya prick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe1888 672 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Mate give durrant a phone, the gardens to big for coisty and mcdowall Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 James pondered with a certain amount of reflection "If this twat behind me chuckles unde his breath just one more time when I miss I'm going to bury the f*cker out here" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 your right moxy is a lady boy Tha twat But its true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,218 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Is this not wrong spying on these nudist women baw? Ballicks the law only applies when caught darcy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,218 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Jesus Christ that red deer is wearing a beddy whippet necklace Quote Link to post Share on other sites
taz2010 1,297 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 god did you just what happened to MARK WALSH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,042 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Them two women with their rope and twenty lurchers have beat us to them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Guy int pub turns and says to Johnny muddler them peddling fooks wont sting us with 500 pound dog we will see them coming a mile off 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,218 Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Matt to Ian, what's that going over the hill? Ian, it's my sponsors 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hutch6 550 Posted February 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 " Take a look around you Watson, and what can you deduce ? " " Well Holmes, theologically it tells me God is great and we are insignificant, horologically it tells me its about 3 am, and meteorogically its going to be a good day. What do you deduce ? " " Elementary, dear Watson, someone has stolen our f***ing tent. " ***WINNER*** I laughed the hardest at this one and as it's a competition I set up then that makes it the winner so there!!! Well done Talt, I shall be in contact. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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