gnipper 5,968 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 I don't bother with it, cards and pressies are for when your trying to get their knickers off and after 12 years or so I'd rather have the silent treatment to be honest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,595 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 My wife just called me. She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous." I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers them." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 My missus treats me like a king ... I pretty much do what I want and go where I want ... I don't lift a finger in the house and she looks after me and the kids and caters for our every need ... I don't see it as a hardship to spend a few hours carving her a love spoon which she loves getting every year ... She will also get a nice card a bunch of flowers and I will take her for a nice meal on Friday night ... It the least I can do to let her know she is appreciated and loved ............ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Socks wife's friend..."sooooo what did he get you this year?" Socks wife...."another b*****d spoon...!!!!" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 i sent a card to my mate one year for a joke sprayed some perfume on it and sent it through the post ----- his mrs went nuts he phoned me up is this you ,ya kunt i darn`t admit to it and never have I stayed with a girlfriend for a few years when I was younger. We got each other a card, but one came through the post for me. I shat it, trying to think what to do while she's walking up behind me asking if there was any post for her. I owned up and showed her the card, she burst out laughing. Turned out her and her friend decided to test the honesty of there men by sending cards to them. Lucky for me she was there when it got posted cos it was getting well hid laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Socks wife's friend..."sooooo what did he get you this year?" Socks wife...."another b*****d spoon...!!!!" It must be a wee reminder to her of what she won when he married her sorry socks, couldn't resist mate lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Socks wife's friend..."sooooo what did he get you this year?" Socks wife...."another b*****d spoon...!!!!" It must be a wee reminder to her of what she won when he married her sorry socks, couldn't resist mate lol. Lol....I couldn't help thinking that a while back she had all these spoons but nae f***ing kitchen....pmsl 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 My missus treats me like a king ... I pretty much do what I want and go where I want ... I don't lift a finger in the house and she looks after me and the kids and caters for our every need ... I don't see it as a hardship to spend a few hours carving her a love spoon which she loves getting every year ... She will also get a nice card a bunch of flowers and I will take her for a nice meal on Friday night ... It the least I can do to let her know she is appreciated and loved ............ Was she standing behind you when you wrote this? Would make more sense to me to make her a spoon one year, then a potato masher, then a colander etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Socks wife's friend..."sooooo what did he get you this year?" Socks wife...."another b*****d spoon...!!!!" It must be a wee reminder to her of what she won when he married her sorry socks, couldn't resist mate lol.Lol....I couldn't help thinking that a while back she had all these spoons but nae f*****g kitchen....pmsl I forgot about that that kitchen thread was a classic. Socks giving it large, what he was going to do....... Final result, his wife went to the door Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Lovespoons are ace! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I wonder if he gift wraps it you can picture her wee face full of wonderment and excitement unwrapping it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 go on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GY_tQQKt1M#t=35 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanman1 411 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Didnt have a clue what to get the wife and told her so. She said il give you a clue ex england goalie........ Tim flowers you idiot she replied........ I replied your get seamen and be done with it ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 You sweaty socks are obviously jealous that you don't have the skills to produce an object of beauty for your loved ones ... You probably struggle to make porridge ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 sent this to my boyfriend and this as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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