Huan72 687 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Meet you on the Downs at the setting of the sun, I'll be there with my dogs, were we can forever run. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dewi 187 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 "I'm behind you"on mine.Though went to a funeral where a huntsman blew gone to earth as they lowered the coffin and his headstone has 2 terriers tied to a shovel on it was a fitting sendoff and probably the most emotional funeral i've been to as the lad was only 33. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Simply "If your reading this and I never knew you...f**k off ya nosey c**t!!!" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) Here lies the grave of Mary Knox, she gave 10,000 men the pox. Soldiers, sailors, men of honour, gave up their lives to get upon her. But now she's dead, but not forgotten. Her love was pure, and her fanny rotten. Anon Edited January 30, 2014 by tiercel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 "he posted on THL..Then died" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 mrs says she`d have her catchphrase -- `i give up` Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robbo 802 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Salesmen and Jehovah's witnesses welcomed here. On mine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 If you read this headstone, You have given me full permission to haunt you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,600 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I said if i died before my animals to make me into mince meat and give dogs and pigs a good feed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,386 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 "Allerdyce you c**t !" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,397 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 "Suck my plums" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 who needs viarga, stiff 24/7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 best headstone has to be dell and rodneys mums.. crazy fibre glass thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Might even get.... "You'll Never Walk......... Again!!!!!" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,482 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I,d be happy if someone saw fit to put "A decent man " on mine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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