scothunter 12,609 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 well ive no idea what she looks like,so you might get her 5times lol if she is as old as whippet,wemight need a shoe horn to get in there 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 stick a picture up of both Doris's then we can comment with all the relevant info. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 well ive no idea what she looks like,so you might get her 5times lol if she is as old as whippet,wemight need a shoe horn to get in there Bwahahahahahahahaha a shoe horn! Lol . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 well ive no idea what she looks like,so you might get her 5times lol if she is as old as whippet,wemight need a shoe horn to get in there She's been thrown out by her husband and shagging the guy that tried to help. More chance you need to tie a f***ing rope ti yer feet so ye dinny fall in... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 well ive no idea what she looks like,so you might get her 5times lol if she is as old as whippet,wemight need a shoe horn to get in there Look we Both don't Drink so we wont be looking through TINTED GLASSES so you have the first 4 nights and if your sending her to mine after night 1 I'll know not to answer the door . . Though if that bloke put his Happiness on the line she must be ok . . The son in law went round to save the Marriage . . Like Fukc , I bet he was round Trying his Hand 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 lol the son in law will be out on his ear the night,maybe lab will put him up 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 lol the son in law will be out on his ear the night,maybe lab will put him up If he has boiler or electrical experience then send him round............... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 You would just turn round to yir wife and ask if she wants to join in ,yir f****d anyw wi anything worth a try when yir that close to a three sum lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toby63 1,236 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 yep blokes fault dont do it on your own doorstep. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeerhoundLurcherMan 997 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Smash her back doors in... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Did he quickly finish up before he started apologising ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 There is a good side to all this ............................It was the best thread since the two cripples beat up on the other fella...cant remember his name,..... The hunting life needs a personal problem forum ,might not help but would be funny as fcuk...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,389 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Mother in laws fault,if she'd been a bit more willing then he wouldn't have had to stray for frills,now go tell the fridged bitch to watch some porn and learn something new. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 There is a good side to all this ............................It was the best thread since the two cripples beat up on the other fella...cant remember his name,..... The hunting life needs a personal problem forum ,might not help but would be funny as fcuk...... hows this been turned on blue pocket rocket the cripples are tough as f**k 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Thats the man......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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