I can just see it now.....
Hi Andy Just called in to see how you are. Did you have a good Christmas? You've been out ferreting I see, your four fractures of your collar bone have healed well in a short time, is there anything your not telling us?
BTW have the police arrested any suspects yet, the boys who donated to your Christmas fund would really like to know?
TC
or, right andy stop the corn flaking and tell the truth , or do you see this man here, he's gona make Lenny mcclean look like the tooth fairy, no I'd like my refund please