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lurcherman 887

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  1. Just asked the mrs if Santa is emptying his sack tonight. not looking promising
  2. What’s the best wood to burn for smell?
  3. Yeah he shit himself as well
  4. Up at 6 if I’m lucky probably 5 ! kids will open presents then chill for a bit in-laws will arrive then leave, down to my old girls for dinner then back home and chill. done
  5. Wilf will be cutting about somewhere no doubt
  6. I got married in 2015 and had a full head fast forward it was gone by 2020 still grows so quick but have to shave it off once a week. Or looks like when you drop a lolly pop on the carpet ?
  7. I had kfc so shits for me in morning
  8. Is that Rishi Sunak even present as a prime minister?? I’ve dropped out all social media apart from this so spose haven’t seen anything that’s the reason why ?
  9. Iww dabs it on his wincer he said it’s great for bum grapes ?
  10. Check out the slime for next birthday!
  11. Nice, I find kinetic sand and slime work better !
  12. Used to drive around as a kid shouting “bald c**t” to people who’d of thought 20 years later I’m a bald Cnut myself
  13. Just got better feel like I’m getting it back again now ffs.
  14. Be surprised what you can fit in a kinder egg
  15. We’ve all been rough this week the kids were worse, last year it would of been sold as covid
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