ditchman
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Everything posted by ditchman
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stroke what ?
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its a "splatterbilled parrot" total and utter abortion............Tracy Em would shit herself if she saw that.....should be in "lord of yer ring" on the ork side
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you missed out "the perverted eagle parrot"........the one that loosens your bottom when you walk past it at night
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bet you ate that quick ..incase the bloody place fell down
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BBBBBBBBBBbuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllshit.........there is not a damn orange in site...the nearest orange is at yer local Tesco.........its only occupant is "THAT" tramps turd and a pretend donkey with a bloody joss-stick up its arse
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jeesus chrust...........you lieing waanker...........you are so lazy you cant be bothered to clear that turd up on your woodland porch
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panfried byriani...........scorched the vedge in me ole cast iron pan under the hot grill really tasty
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posted similar topic on another forum..............
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aahhhh thats love for you....
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sub-contracting it in is a far far better option.....trust me i know..
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what %age.......is it a Markle %age ?
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i think harris is a bit sexy ...............am i wrong to think this...do i need help
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the smell of wee&lavender puts you off then.....no wonder you gave up hampsters
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you having a bad day........
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women that say no.................end of
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that looks better than the one i did ...
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that looks fun and tasty
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cucumber today is totaly rank....it is bitter..and just rank............im well past pension age and i remember in my youff cucuber was my favourite sarnie.......it tasted totally different to the crap today...... someone explained to me why....in the times past...you plucked the male flowers off the vine and left the female ones to mature.....time moves on and hybrid breeding has totally screwed up the cucumber.........
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its not that bad.......
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Pukka pie time.... with roasties and left over gravy from the other day
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damn right i would....
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oh....you are speaking to me now....has your olive crunching mate let you off yer lead then?
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Leary= wild ..strange...............in a trollop sort of way............dont get me wrong i wouldnt mind a dirty little session with her
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Kamala Harris strikes me as being a bit "leary"
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Bought some nice Broadland smoked ham................so why not.....
