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ditchman

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  1. How the bloody hell can you call that a bloody orangy........there are no oranges for a start....and its not glassed in...
  2. you are quite happy with a tramp doing a poop on your veranda...yet unhappy with my snorker presentation..... i have gas central heating here and i will have a pipe up my arse feeding the gas boiler to save money and replace my WFP loss
  3. Snorkers in a Cumberland style sauce....chucked a load of single cream and pepper in the mash.....sprouts from Holland (to be fair not to bad)
  4. had hare jugged in port and carrots and new pots (very rich)...also had it in south of france spatchcock on a bed of grape vine coals....i believe it was semi wrapped in pork fat.....it was superb that was a long time ago..
  5. Hong-Kong Phoooyeee sweet&sour
  6. ive got a colendar excactly like that....
  7. old school home cooking..........
  8. she is that ugly ...she would need to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink
  9. i might as long as she cleaned her teeth
  10. easy old school food ...used single cream and milk and chives and black pepper...thats all
  11. Mossad have said its all part of their plan called "Operation Betty Swallocks"
  12. Damn that woman sure is ugly....hairstyle is so yesterday
  13. when i did one like that a few days ago it cost me 4 rennies
  14. girlfriend has taken the batteries out of her dildo...... im back to wetshaving i havt paid my liecence fee so im waiting for the BBC to push the boom button on me old googlebox anyone got an electric car ....know what i mean
  15. Just fancied a bit of the ole Anglo /Iti' SPAG-A-RAGUDABBADOO im mainling wine now.............
  16. i will tell you something else....that not alot of people know........ that Rudolf Hess is Jimmy Carrs grandad................. us scum know lots of stuff that the high and mighty dont know.....
  17. i read an article in an acheoligical magazine ...that for many years history buffs were constantly amazed at the ammount of olive oil amphoras found accross the UK and Europe......OSR has been grown in the uk since Roman times for the production of oil...(that is a fact)....so why so much olive oil ? investigations took place and samples taken from the lime putty in between the tesseri of the mosaic paving.....when these samples were prosessed and squirted thro a flame in the specrometer ...the graph peaked on the oils which were contained in OLIVE OIL.................. so it seems t
  18. now that looks nice...was ita made up coating or out of the packet coating......
  19. it will be super easy for you to do ...and being done on smokey wood coals outside yer cabin ...the taste will be really authentic...
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