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ditchman

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  1. fresh picked slugs off yer Hostas and a bowl full of anal beads waiting to be threaded.....
  2. i wouldnt waste a condom on that.......i would use an empty crisp packet
  3. i only go out when it is dark...and everything is black
  4. yes i am ...im doing 10 years for olive killing....
  5. Pretend KFC....and turbo-charged Mcaine oven chips
  6. HHhhahhahahhahahaa "sunderland salad"...thats a new one one me......the wonders of the english language ...i would have a drizzle of Lee&Perrins on the tinned toms.........superb
  7. in norfolk in the early 1970's a proper SNAKEBITE was 2/3rds cidre and a 1/3rd Esso blue.....produced some wild nights
  8. the fast show ?...............thats my line
  9. what end are you going to put it in
  10. no wonder the French are frightened of us.............and not a feckin olive in sight
  11. Dinosaur & chips....a snack for desperate Dan
  12. that last hamster you sent me ....you forgot to wash it.....it was rank man...had to bin it
  13. did she do something special with olives ????.................Mel does the same thing with hamsters..(pet shop boy)
  14. i take it you dont like shite ?
  15. Is that Halal crab then ?
  16. i thought that was when yer girlfriend wee'd on you
  17. jeesus christ.................respect bro'
  18. im permantly on a seafood diet..................................... i see- food and eat it...........its not a verygood diet
  19. i love simple well cooked and presented food......i would eat that anyday....
  20. ive got a tin of apple and a packet of crumble....will chuck them together ...bang in the oven.....and have with soft scoop ice cream....
  21. nice litte porky chopy...and honey glazed carrots and top gravyo......get in,,
  22. now that does look nice .....chicken salad is my favourite
  23. islice them and add them to a lasangne.....
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