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ditchman

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  1. proper wholesome grub....followed by an hour on the sofa.. i always split the duties when my mrs did the cooking.......she cooked it and i slept it off
  2. Dirty texan pork and beans...........i like belly pork any way......
  3. yew dirty lieing scumbag...........that is really rich comin from a hampster hiding munter humper...
  4. Mack..............knock up a nice stir fry...go on ...i bet you can...
  5. pervert......where do you stuff em ?
  6. meat is a loverly colour...mouth watering
  7. By gum lad....thems some fine lookin snails....last toime i sees them as good as that wus on my Hostas and the ole compost heap......for you own safety click on the link below...we dont want to hear of you in hostipital having bits of your liver removed from yer anus...that has been munched on by nematodes and liver fluke... that foreign mediterranean diet is going to be the death of you... keep safe and keep well Albex 2.5% w/v SC Oral Suspension for Cattle and Sheep HYPERDRUG.CO.UK Albex 2.5% w/v SC Oral Suspension for Cattle and Sheep.
  8. when i first made it last night in the slow cooker and tasted it ...it damn near blew my head off...turned the slow cooker off at 10 and it looked after itself......then i tasted it this morning and it was a little bit chili...but had mellowed and all the flavours had come together ...it was bloody loverly...had it with some mango chutney......
  9. simple fresh chilli......cooked yesterday eaten today...loads of fresh chilli...half tin of toms...half an onion...spoonful of cranberry sauce (which is bitter sweet)...and a vedge stock cube.....
  10. i had a dozen oysters once......only 11 of them worked...
  11. eat all them and nothing female will be safe ..........................ever again
  12. chrust .....you boys are putting some good stuff up to-nite............. im just making a chilifor 2moz......its bleedin cheeky but will mellow by tomorrow..
  13. so who is probing my Marine...
  14. you could try a Newcastle full stotty
  15. how the feck do you get all of that into a bap ??
  16. ahhhhh what a bummer.....you can always use the local chippy to keep you alive
  17. how much did you pay the person to feck the cooker up....
  18. i love forums with a sense of humour...and can appreciate good fun and a ribbing...
  19. its a shame you havnt a kitchen at home ....what the feck do you do at xmas
  20. well i didnt do my back in so i went all fanny craddock...rice salad with curry powder in it tossed in salad cream (there's one for you Mel3)
  21. call it loverly grub.........looks reet tasty..........call Brekky le jour ive had a 2nd look at that and i rekon it looks bloody brilliant......just a soupsan of ye ole brawn sause and way yer go
  22. im metally fecked watching to bloody euros...........and worn out
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