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  1. mel b
    My kids are 30 and 31 , and santa still brings the presents . I never really had Christmas as a kid , but I've f***ing well made up for it since , and have always made sure that the kids get everything theyve wanted. When the kids were young . The front room would be absolutely filled with presents ( up above the window sills sometimes). I'd leave the family asleep for as long as i possibly could , and usually get them all up at about 4.30am , to see if santa had been . They'd spend a couple of hours opening presents , and once they were done , I'd go through the annual ritu
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    Now that's what you call a fry up .
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    You just be careful with your bad back mate .
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    Excellent that was Tommo .
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    A few years ago , I would have told you that that was a load of old bollocks , and just conspiracy theory bullshit , but , this last few years , the scales have fallen from my eyes . I'm watching this play out in front of my eyes . I'm seeing it happen every single day , and it's just getting worse and worse. As a normal bloke , I don't really know what the f**k to do . I can't see how it can be fought . What can I do to stop the degradation of society ?. I can do my best to make sure that me and mine keep things straight , but any more than that just feels impossible . At this
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    I completely agree with that . Governments don't like real men , that will stand up and fight against them. If you turn them into lesser men , they're easier to control. For my entire life , Governments have been breaking down society . They've broken the miners , they've broken the steel workers , they've broken the ship builders . All communities that would have fought and died for each other. Theyve closed the pubs , where these men would meet , and form stronger bonds , and they've forced the lgbtq agenda so hard , that it just won't be in any way acceptable to be anything l
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    I'm not a mad boxing fan , and I'm not very knowledgeable , but f**k me it was embarrassing.
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    That's because it tastes like something you've just dredged from the bottom of the sea . He's smarter than you think mate .
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    That's a smart move mate . When your aunty comes back from holiday with a dose , you don't want her spreading it around the family .
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    She might not have bacterial issues mate , it might just be pubic lice or something, that's why I was asking .
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    I dunno mate . Be OK for giving the rusty sherrifs badge a Polish. I reckon old mitres got it sorted.
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    I've got a picture of him in my mind. He's spitting food back on the plate and saying " that f***ing brown stuff tastes like a dead cow , and that f***ing pink stuff smells like you dredged it from the bottom of the sea" ! .
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    f***ing mind boggling Tommo. Spitting on babies . Just what the f**k Those fuckers are disturbing , but it just goes to show how f***ing insane the world is right now.
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    Does your aunt have bacterial issues then mitre ?.
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    Buck Rogers

    mel b replied to Franks dad's topic in General Talk

    Last I heard he was heading to Thailand, with his pension book , and a pocket full of viagra.
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    Migrants

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    I'm not much of a gambler , but I'll bet a fiver that he doesn't do it again .
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    That's a definite then tomo . He's Ghengis wilf .
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    You don't slip much past old mitre mate .
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    Migrants

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    He played the f**k around and find out game ....and came second .
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    I could have told you that you angry f****r
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    Seizure Help

    mel b replied to Welsh_red's topic in General Talk

    I'm very sorry to hear about your daughter mate , and I sincerely hope that she gets fixed up as quickly as possible. I can't offer any practical help , but I can tell you about my brother. He had an epileptic fit at work , when he was about 20 years old . It took a few moths to get things sorted ( diagnosed and medicated) , but he hasn't had a fit since . He's early fifties now , and the only issue that he ever has , is that his hand may start to shake occasionally, but the meds make sure that it doesn't turn into a full on fit. The only thing that it has ever stopped him fro
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    Excellent mate . I've just sent him a text , and he'll be at yours in an hour . Says he's really looking forward to it.
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    Are you speaking from experience here mate ?..
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