mel b
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I call mine the spastic , and sometimes the angry dwarf , because she's short and vexed .
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My mrs became a curling addict during the winter Olympics. She's taken to sliding around the house on one foot ,,and has ruined the laminate.
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I'd be all over that mate.
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f**k me dai , it's like something from Harry Potter.
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One of my favourite breakfasts , is rabbit liver and kidneys on toast. When I'm out early with the rifle , I'll put the rabbits livers and kidneys in a bag as I gut them. When I get home, they gets washed , and left to soak in salty watcher , while I , skin , butcher, vac pac, the rabbits . Then my mrs fries them up with garlic and onions while I have a shower , and serves them up on crunchy brown toast . The same goes for venison kidneys . I often give some venison away , but I never give the kidneys away, they're always mine .
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Worst case of pussy whipped I've ever seen to be honest juke .
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His condition is said to be ....satisfactory .
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It's worth going just for the view mack .
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Funnily enough , I was talking about that with one of the lads at work last week.
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I've always fancied a go at skiing. I'm too old to start now though .
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Did you manage to get the rust stain off it .
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4 sorry. Post all over the place. Stick some of your gaff up
mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk
Juke been sniffing kippers again . He keeps telling himself that he can handle it , but it's definitely out of control . -
Did you make a few quid mush ?. I heard that a lot if male escorts work the winter season at ski resorts , and that it can be pretty good money , as long as your ass can take the pounding and last all season .
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She's just proving that Darwin was right .
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The white car is at fault.
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To be honest juke , compared to some of the other kids I knew , I wasn't too bad off .
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If it wasn't for the free school uniform , I wouldn't have had any clothes at all , and if it wasn't for free school meals , I wouldn't have had any lunch either. I might be in a minority , but looking back , I was f***ing glad of a school uniform. I did occasionally get clothes , but they were always second hand . I never had new clothes until I was working , and bought my own. That's what's always pushed me to work and earn money . I was f***ing well determined that my kids would never feel the shame of going to school in dirty clothes with holes in them. Since my kids t
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I'd find it quite funny if someone shouted " ya fat c**t " while I was up on stage .
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Iworkwhippets had the porn mags , and mitre had the box. They're both chuffed to f**k with the deal . .
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In 100 years , the human race will have mainly wiped itself out , and planet earth will be getting on with healing the scars.
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We had trespassers for three consecutive days last summer , but it turned out that it was just guys repairing fences further up the mountain , and they were walking through our land as a shortcut on the way to work , and on the way home . They were very embarrassed when they knew that we'd seen them on cam . I didn't mind in the slightest to be honest . I'm more than happy for anyone to use my land , just as long as they're respectful of the land , and they don't nick anything. I've been using other people's land my whole life , and I'm happy to do the same with others.
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When I'm not at the woodland, and just watching what's going on , im on the live cam, just watching what's going on .
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I know juke , but I was too f***ing upset to go mate .
