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  1. That's sweet coming from a jakass You must of loved your break he did so i have just given him another
  2. can i ask why you are asking this question on a hunting forum
  3. even worse in bramble and you can not turn left or right to look its like fishing, you sit watching that float for hours and nothing happens, then your pour yourself a coffee and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  4.   ohhh sheeesh yes..shhhh wet wipes are a mutch fresher 1 or two wipes done lol...much less of a white heapa doody mine in the leaves too.. sorry, another edit ... unless of course you can garentee a dry bum delivery every time and go for the wild man after effects in yu grundies, the missis will love for it all the more, if not just tell her straight, 'when the skid gets to 9 inch its an indicasion thats its time to change back to the other pair of grundies heheheh )presuming most blokes own two pair? yeh i know..posh but there yu go) yu have to admit..sitting i
  5. I tried to get the autograph of that idiot masquerading as an expert at Nelson Mandela's memorial service. "That was fooking brilliant," I laughed, handing him a pen. "How long have you been getting away with that?" "Fook off," replied David Cameron

    1. Brewman

      Brewman

      Lol that's about right

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Can you repeat that in sign language?

  6. the most important piece of kit that nobody should step outside without is toilet roll i kid you not, trust me if you forget it and it happens you have need of it, one way or another you will end up in shite
  7. i have just checked your pm`s and can confirm its complete bawshite Just checked them..... your never off them read enough of your shite on here without wanting to view more
  8. i have just checked your pm`s and can confirm its complete bawshite
  9. looks like theres some german shorthaired pointer in there to me
  10. every morning when i wake up and look at the mrs
  11. i can see mice in the next county with my lidl monocular
  12. thats maybe because this is a hunting forum dedicated to all hunting where as bbs is is airgun specific
  13. makes interesting reading but lets attack the unemployed and disabled and maybe nobody will notice the real fraudsters
  14. i got charged ninety quid for a poxy letter the other week
  15. My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex. She says it makes her armpits sore for days.

    1. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      French, Pah! You should have seen the cuban girls. They only shave up to the knee. And being dark haired, in short skirts - It looked like they had hairy hot pants on. Shame, cos most of them were stunning..

  16. talk about smoke and mirrors, looks like local government and businesses need to be the new job-seeker and vilified the same by the media
  17. kfc`s dream all breast and drum sticks
  18. you add bull to that and you get a megalomaniac on steroids
  19. what normally happens is some irish lad with a chip on his shoulder soo deep he has to wear a tie to stop him self falling in half...challenges one of the regular thl users or all thl to a uber lamping match. (always wrote in txt talk so you have to re-read it a dozen times) then every one jumps on him, and few lads with 2 posts join the forum just to weigh in their thoughts and tell the world how good their bullX or SallieX effort is. then one of the older members wades into this sausage measuring contest (bow banter,tomo ect) cracks a few skulls and every one has a laugh at the cha
  20. what normally happens is some irish lad with a chip on his shoulder soo deep he has to wear a tie to stop him self falling in half...challenges one of the regular thl users or all thl to a uber lamping match. (always wrote in txt talk so you have to re-read it a dozen times) then every one jumps on him, and few lads with 2 posts join the forum just to weigh in their thoughts and tell the world how good their bullX or SallieX effort is. then one of the older members wades into this sausage measuring contest (bow banter,tomo ect) cracks a few skulls and every one has a laugh at the c
  21. moll told me a lot of gay men keep them
  22. not many failures in greyhounds i have had some good whippets and i have had some shite I blame the owner. Seriously, I've never come across a poor whippet. Even show bred will catch rabbits and some are realy game. I've got two Mike Brown whippets mother and daughter and they've got more guts than is good for them. i had a whippet mike bred years ago, in fact i think it was his first litter that ss sired to silk-cut lady 1994, she was an exceptional little ferreting dog and did catch the odd hare, she was game on other things too but just didn't have the body to last, she ha
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