There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be Couth He added some Vermouth And slipped his chick a Martini!
Old mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard, To get her old dog a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass And now two of his teeth are missing.
There once was a fellow named Perkin
Who always was jerkin' his gherkin His mother said, "Perkin, Stop jerkin' your gherkin Your gherkin's for ferkin' not jerkin'."