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  1. makes me laugh that. i have had a heart attack, got high blood pressure, developed arterial fibrillation, arthritis in both knees and 5 toes and my ankle has deformed into a club foot, am i welsh
  2. just let each farmer deal with it as he sees fit
  3. worth every penny if only to shove it up may and his followers arses
  4. these days it has to be on permission as running is not an option, limping off slowly is not quite the same still have problems even on permission. i spent Christmas day afternoon a couple of years ago hiding in a ditch, up to my knees in water, freezing my bollocks off with the 2 dogs, whilst on the phone to stabba and waiting to get picked by the mrs as going back to the van was not an option
  5. did i mention having permission to be there
  6. Obviously he isn't restricted to a body like ours he's god after all so tell me mate, after he created man etc, what's he done since this god? Has he had his feet up all this time? hes been on the black land with KC
  7. i must be different as i have always had places to run dogs but my problem is my feet, me mother should have picked someone with an Arabic tint and maybe i would have ended up with better feet, if im honest i wouldn't have changed anything but if i had to start now then i think the answer would have to be a no, a spaniel and or lab would be my choice to work with the gun although my lurchers are more than capable and indeed do fill this role when i am in the mood for a wander with the shooter,
  8. Buckbeak I believe, I can also recall a Harry Potter film where they turned Draco Malfoy into a ferret... Bloody wizards In all seriousness though it is disgusting and I really feel for those who've had theirs stolen. ferret thefts on this scale are in the realm of harry potter, no rhyme or reason as to why ??
  9. That's a nice way of saying you missed a sitting squirrel with the first barrel.... Haha i had the same thought
  10. i spoke to the man in the moon last night, he told me that the rumour he was made of cheese was just gossip spread by god to discredit him
  11. was there not a creature owned by hagrid that ate ferrets ??
  12. http://es123161574949.knifeco.co.uk/epages/es116998.sf/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/es116998_es123161574949/Categories/Accessories/%22Mincer%20machine%20knives%20and%20plates%22
  13. if you would like to start one i am more than happy to pin it, but i doubt anyone would add to it as the there is people on here who already know who and where these dogs are and yet still wont say anything, i hope these dogs are found as much as i do with all the others that have been chored in the last 12 months, nicking dogs is just plain wrong and the culprits should never be defended by not doing the right thing, so whoever knows anything just do what you know is right
  14. I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD,it was here a minute ago.

    1. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      just nicked this joke, got a few likes cheers pal lol

    2. bird
  15. i can say with 100% certainty it definitely has dog in it
  16. Just like Karl Marx, your wrong.then answer me this, if your born in a Jewish country then theres every likelihood you will like your parents and grandparents before you become a Jew,if you were born in a Muslim country again theres a ninety nine point nine percent chance you will become a Muslim, religion is mainly determined by geographical location and parents not by choice, is that not itself control of a weak mind or the brainwashing of a young mind ? Beliefs are typically handed down much like teaching the stove is hot. It's the natural thing for loving parents to do. If you look at
  17. ffs how many more i sincerely hope these cnuts don't pass on quickly
  18. Just like Karl Marx, your wrong. then answer me this, if your born in a Jewish country then theres every likelihood you will like your parents and grandparents before you become a Jew, if you were born in a Muslim country again theres a ninety nine point nine percent chance you will become a Muslim, religion is mainly determined by geographical location and parents not by choice, is that not itself control of a weak mind or the brainwashing of a young mind ? Beliefs are typically handed down much like teaching the stove is hot. It's the natural thing for loving parents to do. If
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