After 4 weeks not being allowed on site thanks to greenpeace being a bunch of cnuts, they called me and asked me back up as the rabbits seemed to be missing me. I decided to go to my other perm first to get my eye in. After calling the police to log in, I zero’d up and went into the back field. I spotted 4 rabbits down the far corner so was stalking down the fence line when the phone went….
“Hi Darryl it’s the police, are you shooting now?”
“Yes, just arrived, log 1046”
“OK thanks, a bloke just called in to say he saw a man putting a gun in a car”
“err, well I was taking a gun OUT of a