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Blackbriar

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  1. Oh my God ! This is terrible ! Should I just tell the wife out straight or wait for the right moment ? Look at me, I'm shaking. Mustn't cry - she'll know something's wrong ! Oh, I see, it's a rhetorical situation. That's an easy one................... Kill the Muslim vermin !
  2. Wonder if interest-free houses burn down any better? Might be worth bearing in mind for the future !
  3. Blackbriar

    Blackbrier

    Just glad my old Mum's not hear to see this, but she died of consumption in the workhouse. If she wasn't already dead, the shame would have killed her.................................... 'Playing for sympathy', you say? Dunno what you mean !
  4. what set-up are you firing there, Bob? Looks like a cracking mooch !
  5. The pigeon population of W.Yorks is really glad about that !
  6. I've got a mate that puts out a hanging feeder full of nijer / niger or nigger seed (depending on your spelling!). Never seen so many bullfinch, chaffinch and greenfinch in one place ! Dozens of 'em !!
  7. Don't know if this is any use..................... http://www.perdixwildlifesupplies.co.uk/product/grey-partridge-hatching-eggs/ .............but if not ,they might be able to point you in the right direction? Good luck,mate !
  8. That wretched country claims yet more lives. Rest in peace, gentlemen. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613855/Five-British-soldiers-believed-killed-UK-helicopter-crash-Afghanistan.html
  9. Blackbriar

    Blackbrier

    Well it was your birthday when the most annoying man on THL wrote it. You just read it 2 days later. My mistake - Haymin, Clipo and Pip were only one day late !
  10. its to stop mr fox getting in There's no need to go to all that trouble. A fox could never open a gate anyway !
  11. The same site I posted earlier says there are two possible ways to buy a house. under Sharia......... a) The bank passes on the ownership at the end of the term of the agreement and purchaser will pay a lump sum at the end to take ownership after having paid rent during the term. b ) Alternatively ownership will be passed on after the purchaser has agreed to pay for the property on a deferred basis over the term agreed upon, the repayments will cover the original cost of the property and the profit or rent which has been pre agreed.
  12. Haha that's so true was thinking bout converting for a decent bank account and cheap mortgage, Crazy what goes through your mind for couple quid. They couldn't pay me enough............................!
  13. A philosopher walked into a bar..........................only he didn't, because a pre-requisite of movement is three-dimensional space, which is merely an illusory concept of pure intuition !
  14. Blackbriar

    Blackbrier

    So many good wishes........................and only 2 days late !!! Shouldn't be surprised, really. My own fecking sister forgot !! (Really)
  15. I don't know if it's any help Tilf, but I was driving to a mate's in Northants today, and most farm access gates seemed to have a huge pile of old tyres in them................. I think the farmers leave them out and you help yourself.
  16. It's in case you weren't listening the first time.......................or the second time. What did he say again...?
  17. I'm not 'in the know', but 2 minutes search found this........................ http://www.mortgagesformuslims.co.uk/islamic-mortgages-v-conventional-mortgages/
  18. Blackbriar

    Blackbrier

    I did miss it ! Thanks lads. Where would I be without mates.....................? Fecking HERE !
  19. You must have read my mind Stig !
  20. I believe so,i will let you know if I start humming bob Marley You're supposed to eat it, mate, not smoke it !
  21. Shot myself in the foot, though, as this wasn't the case viz a vis Syria.
  22. There's no need for WW3, when you can fight it on a proxy basis ! We'll back the Ukrainian government and Russia will back the 'ethnic insurgents' , militia, or whatever they call themselves. Then each side can sit back and claim the moral high ground. We are supporting a 'legitimate, sovereign government' and the Russians are defending a 'persecuted minority' (for once !). Much easier, cheaper and safer to get someone else to do your fighting for you. Parliaments are reluctant to involve their own troops (thanks to Tony B-Liar), but much more willing to equip someone else's ! I thin
  23. I bet theres a fair few thousand been smuggled in over the years, remember theyve been planning this for decades, only recently we've had our eyes opened as to how fanatical they really are And a couple of times, we've showed the Germans how fanatical we can be... ..If there's one thing we're good at, it's a ruck !
  24. Love Earl Grey, me ! Threw caution to the wind and bought some Electric Daisy seed today -. Says "a cross between sherbert and a 9v battery". Should be fun ! Is kallaloo the stuff popular among our reggae-loving cousins ?
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