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Blackbriar

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  1. Today is International Peace Day, when people the world over put aside their differences and hatred, lay down their weapons and unite in a desire to build a brotherhood of man, and end conflict in all its forms. Just though I'd put that into it there....candlelit "Kumbaya" and lentil curry, anyone ?
  2. I'm almost ashamed to admit that my daughter supports SNARL, and the language and tone of that report is entirely serious ! You should read some of there other stuff - "We felt that asking for a post mortem was almost like desecrating her body for a second time....." While I sympathise for the people losing their pets in such circumstances, the SNARL Facebook page is hilarious !
  3. .....later known as the Croydon Animal Serial Killer, has been further upgraded to "The M25 Animal Killer". https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/croydon-cat-serial-killer-investigation
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles.......or Blazing Saddles.
  5. Not long now to Labour making sure they won't have a Prime Minister for another 20 years !
  6. I take exception to that ! He was concerned that dehydration might affect his voice.....no, you're right.....what a pussy !
  7. The ending of the original "Planet of the Apes" is a true show stopper ! https://youtu.be/XvuM3DjvYf0
  8. .......again ! For the second time in two weeks, German regional elections have seen Mrs Merkel's Christian Democrats suffer badly at the hands of the right-wing Alternative for Germany (AfD), who are widely expected to gain seats in next year's general election.... http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/20/world/europe/berlin-elections-merkel.html?_r=0
  9. Isn't the whole point of the show that the participants aren't very good at what they're being asked to do ?
  10. Doesn't come as a massive surprise, does it ?
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    Flip side....he will always be remembered as a handsome young man........
  12. Who are you calling old ? If I was 20 years younger..........
  13. LIke i said its about being realistic theres certain goals he wont achieve due to the ageing process/inactivity you describe......outright pure strength and aerobic capacity is not one of them in my opinion......it all just takes longer.ive just started biking , i try to do 12 mile a day , as long as i do 1 - 1 1/2 hour a day for 5 days , and it 75% up hills , so getting out of breath alot . i not in bad shape for my age (64) yeh old fart lol , i am just under 6ft and just under 13st , not loosing any weight, but bloody hell i go out like a light when i go to sleep, i am tired t
  14. You were on a roll until that one BB. Lol Try this one for size, Brewie - see if I can redeem myself ? A chap goes into a pet shop and says "My wife is looking for a really unusual pet." The shopkeeper says "What about this ? It's a Mexican Cocksucker frog !" The fella is a little surprised, but the shopkeeper says "Whip out your old chap, and you'll see for yourself !" So, the man duly complies, the frog opens its huge mouth, and proceeds to give him the best blow job he's ever had - "I'll take it !" he says, and hurries home. Back at home, his wife sees the frog and
  15. My dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He's Espanyol ! (I'll get my coat.)
  16. Research has shown that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia.... ....but noly in texmere casse !
  17. It depends what you class as " past it " in my opinion........we are around the same age and barring a year off with illness a couple of years ago ive not had a spell of more than a few weeks off of training since i was about 10 years old,not counting injuries of course.......ok i accept that very few people take strength and fitness to the levels i have over the years but even so as long as you keep your goals realistic the personal achievement that can be gained through training can serve you all your life i very much doubt i,ll ever stop training until i physically cant do it anymore i just
  18. Of that's true, where do I sign up ?
  19. What age are you mate if you don't mind me asking?.......when I used to take the kids Ju Jitsu there was a big fat bloke there and I have to be honest and say he was still a big fat bloke 18 months later. Now I'm 45 and no lightweight myself but I still play football and I also believe swimming works a lot of muscle groups in a fairly easy way. I try and push myself to train at football twice a week and also play on the weekend.....ill never be 13.5 again but it does keep me just below 16 and fairly lively on my feet. Recovery takes longer at this age but you feel shit if you miss any for a
  20. Reported for obese-ism ! Just because the washing machine can move across the kitchen quicker than I can.....
  21. I'm making an effort to improve my fitness, following my well-documented health problems (which I won't bore you with again). I did a fair bit of judo in my younger years, and fought Muay Thai right into my late 30s, so I have some martial arts experience - but I've been away from it all for a good few years now. Any-hoo, there's a group near me that teaches Krav Maga, and I quite fancy giving it a go.... Anyone here ever done it, and what do you reckon to it ?
  22. We have a winner......! Hadn't spotted that one. Very good !
  23. I'm not that good with word games, but does that re-arrange to WHO CARES? Close...very close !
  24. I'm sure he'll lie awake tonight, worrying about it. I've given him a good telling off, and told him that we're all very disappointed in him.......
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