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Malt

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  1. I've read about these daft laws before! I can't remember which state it was, but in one of them, it's illegal to have sex with a live fish! What does that tell you?
  2. Nice picture, what a proud looking spaniel Brings back memories of the springer we used to have when my dad used to shoot. What a dog! It was a joy to watch my Dad work with her & the shotgun. She was the first working dog I ever saw, flushing phesant & retrieving the odd duck. She was a bugger for following you, if she managed to get out,, she'd stalk behind you keeping a low profile. She even walked into class one afternoon, after I'd gone home for dinner from school! Anyway, sorry for being so sentimental! If you do decide to get a springer spaniel, make sure it's got f***
  3. I used to pluck birds on a farm just before christmas when i was younger. I plucked that many, that after a week, I was trying to pluck the feathers from my pillows in my sleep! I found that the feathers came out easy, and the skin didn't tear to much when the bird was killed 'traditionally' but they were a bas**** when the bird had been zapped.
  4. Tell her you'll give her a suprise. Just watch the look of 'suprise' on her face, when you tell her your about to bugger off to the pub straight after unwrapping the presents, and not to wait up for you!
  5. Muzzle would be OK providing she didn't bump into a rat which she possibly will at some stage. Just a question. Did the person who advised you to do the teeth or put a muzzle on also suggest feeding bread & milk?
  6. have a close look between the toes, my pair were unrelated, and they both had them. It's not webbed like a duck though! My god, is my ferret a freak! Edited to say: I've just checked again, the first time I noticed it was when they were kits, they don't seem to be as pronounced now, maybe it was just some loose skin that they hadn't grown into! as Del boy said "what a plonker!"
  7. Has anybody ever thought about why a ferret has got webbed feet? (or was it just the unrelated pair I had!) I'd have thought at some point in their evolution they must been at least semi aquatic. I've never seen or read anything about it though.
  8. They love bananas, I think I read somewhere once!
  9. I didn't expect some kind of Spanish Inqusition!!
  10. You know what they'll do? They'll get people to catch them in live capture traps, then pay a huge amount of money for someone to go around with a humane despatcher instead of letting people control them properly like they have done for hundreds of years.
  11. Malt

    Signiure Problem

    That's a point, Lloyd, your pink text in your posts is starting to worry me. You're not on the turn or feeling a bit funny, are you mate?
  12. Malt

    hunting boys

    If you at least let us know what the parks aint big enough for, we might be able to help!
  13. Point taken, that must have been horrific but you could do the same with a 12 inch kitchen knife. Walk up to somebody and then bang, straight up under the ribs, less conspicuous too. My point was that if someone REALLY wants to do someone a mischief, they'll do it, regardless of whether the tool they use is legal or not. Like Macnas said, there's laws in place already that prohibit the carrying of these things in public.
  14. I'm glad you took it the right way! Oh, and back at ya!
  15. Welcome to the site, better late than never!
  16. Might be a bit skinny for you, though!
  17. What a nice gesture! These days, it's not very often that someone offers something for nothing, so top marks to you, Paid!
  18. Malt

    Advice

    Sillicone dosn't stick to a wet surface. If you can ensure the surface in COMPLETLY dry, then you may get away with it. You can get a product called "Sticks like sh*t" at a builders merchants that will stick to it, even if it's damp, and yes, that's what the real name of it is! Another way of doing it, would be to get some fibreglass body filler, meant for cars. you can get it in quite small quantities from most car accesory shops. Again, you would have to ensure the area is completly dry before you use it, and i'd advise wearing gloves before you mix, and apply it. Just rough the area aro
  19. Malt

    Very lucky.

    A close call there Mol, I bet your heart was in your mouth! Lucky you had your wits about you.
  20. I'm not into hacking people up either, and I don't even own one! The article said that there has been 100 'incidents' in 4 years. Compare that the figures for other types of 'incidents' and I bet that figure would appear pretty minor. I don't condone any idiot using any type of weapon to scare or injure any person, but I just don't like the idea of criminalising the majority for the actions of the mindless minority. Look at what happens everytime some idiot shoots at somebody with an air rifle.....
  21. I just read in the paper, that the government are to ban samurai swords. Now i'm not saying that some idiots don't do silly things with them, but probably 99% of people who own them, have them as objects of interest, and decoration. Again, the law abiding majority are going to be punished for the actions of a few idiots. Not being funny, but you could do just as much damage with a baseball bat, an axe, table leg, machete, or even run someone over in your car if you were that way inclined. It's just I feel that this is a token gesture, to make it look like they're doing something positive. Like
  22. Malt

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthaday Kreet.
  23. Mine have had whole mackrell a few times.
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