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Malt

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  1. If he's that much of a pain in the ar*e, get some new permission. After all it's his land, so he can walk where he likes.
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    Started my tattoo

    Nice bit of work there. It'll really come alive with the colour and a bit of shading. Look forward to seeing it when it's coloured. Keep us posted!
  3. I was just curious about the marks, I've never heard of any pigs here, & come to think of it, when we come across the marks one of the boys suggested badgers, but then somebody else thought that they didn't dig like that. That's why I asked the question, because I didn't know! Looks like i'll have to stick to tesco for the pork!
  4. Oh no! it's spreading to the ferreting section!
  5. You could be right there tawny! I used to have a mooch with my dad on the warrens when I was a kid. Do you know the area well?
  6. I bet I know where that cat went...... The owners of a stable where I shoot lost a pedigree cat to foxes.
  7. Nice pics as always Woodga. wishing your Mrs a speedy recovery. Hope you both have a good Christmas. All the best!
  8. A fierce Highlander is drinking in a Glasgow pub. He consumes about ten pints, but just as he starts on his eleventh, he feels the call of nature. Dubious about the character of the Glaswegian, he gets a postit note and scribbles on it "This pint belongs to the Inverness Heavyweight Boxing Champion" and sticks it to the glass. On his return he sees another note stuck over his, which reads "This pint is now inside the Glasgow Half Mile Sprint Champion!"
  9. yeah i think if you look at the biography of most comedians you'll find its a miracle that they arent depressed or mentally screwed up You're right, but only Richard Pryor could have got up on stage and make it funny. That bit on 'Live at sunset strip', where he goes on about his 'accident' while freebasing and his time as a drug addict is hilarious!
  10. Hi guys, nice pics. Just bought a JRT myself. Do JRT x Whippets make good rabbiting dogs, I've been thinking of getting one.
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    Logun Lamp

    I've been on rations for years Deker.......... :laugh:
  12. Brilliant comic actor & stand up comedian. seen most of his films & stand up DVD's.
  13. Ugly girl/Boy = 'Face like a bag of smashed crabs!' Beaten up face = 'Face like a bag of spanners!'
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    Logun Lamp

    You don't seriously think you're going to get electrocuted from a 12v battery, do you Deker? How come there's no fuse in a torch? it's a free world and you do and think what you want ....... read it again, I did not say your Logan lamp is going to kill you, which I suspect is what you are implying!!! Put your hand on an electric fence when you are out next...most run off 12v. Next time you get a sparky round ask him to explain about conductivity and the difference between volts and amps, and ask him if 12v can kill you! Whilst you are at it ask him why the Police Taser gun
  15. My Wife is from Aberdeen, you guy's have your own language up there! And that Doric is something else...!
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    Logun Lamp

    You don't seriously think you're going to get electrocuted from a 12v battery, do you Deker? How come there's no fuse in a torch?
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    Pistols.

    You can get a crosman 2240, (I think, not sure) it's also called the ratbuster pistol, in .22. It's a pistol version of the ratcatcher rifle. Runs on CO2 powerlets & puts out the legal limit of 6 ft/lbs. It would easly be powerfull enough to despatch at close range. It's about £100. I've dug out some info for you. Crossman Ratbuster Hope this helps.
  18. Nice bag there, mate! Were any of the Whiting of a decent size? Lovely eating fish, but they can be a pain in the ar*e, when the tiddlers take the bait as soon as you cast it out!
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