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Malt

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  1. :clapper: Ah, that's what I like to see, cat lovers like myself!
  2. Does anybody know how to get the membrane off the inside of the skin? Do you have to do it when you first skin the rabbit, or after you dry the pelt? Any advice or methods would be appreciated, thanks.
  3. You could always shoot your cats........!
  4. Get out as early as you can. You don't want to be looking for a lost ferret in the dark.
  5. We had one follow us about yesterday. It even landed on my head at one point! I set one net, and the little bugger hopped all over it, and I had to reset it! I just broke open a molehill, and that kept him happy for a while looking for worms. I've got one that comes into the garden. If i'm talking to the neighbour over the fence, he'll sit on the fence between us. Cracking little birds.
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    dogs and men

    tis true!!! JJjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz woman don't tell everyone , you'll have 'em getting tape measures out next to check the size of their.....................................egos!!! By the way, I've twelve inches .......but I never use it as a rule That's why women have trouble reversing into parking bays. They are useless at judging distances. It's our fault, we've being telling them, "Yes, thats DEFINATLY 9 inches!" for years!
  7. Here's a pic of my JRT bitch. P.S. Blame the wife for the teddy and the hot water bottle!
  8. I thought your machete was specially designed for cutting round corners there Maltenby :laugh:
  9. If your permision has got a lot of gorse, or bramble, get a decent machete. Don't be tempted to buy a cheap one of the 'net.
  10. I'm a plasterer, I know it's winter when I have to start putting lime in the render. I know that's not going make any sense to 90% of people though!
  11. The most black rabbits I ever saw were on Skomer Island. It's a nature reserve, off the cost of pembrokeshire. I went there on a school trip. The place was totally over-run with rabbits, I kid you not, thousands upon thousands, with only the biggest gulls as predetors there to control them. Everywhere you looked were rabbits! I reckon at least every 10th rabbit was black.
  12. Nice pictures there! Only a woman, though.........!!
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    plumber terriers

    I love the way a terrier stirs up emotions on this site! All you terrier owners are just like your dogs! Friendly around the right company, but when you get into a fight, nasty & never back down!
  14. PUBLIC HEALTH NOTICE!! WARNING FOR YOUNG MEN! See for yourself what masterbation can do. This young man masterbated, and look what happened, HIS LEGS EXPLODED!! So young men of the nation, LEAVE YOURSELVES ALONE!!
  15. A bit like what you fecking english done to us welsh! Na, only joking, but there is only so much 'white guilt' people can lay on. Where does it stop? The welsh are the only remnant of the Brythonic people that used to inhabit the whole of the british mainland. Who can we have a go at? the romans? the Angles? the saxons? the vikings? the Scotti? the Normans? The list go's on! Just get on with it, we are all who we are because of these past, so called injustices, so just accept who you are are be happy!
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    that bbs site

    Can't we all lobby the admin, and banish all talk of that god-foresaken effing website from these hallowed pages? GRRRR!!!! Edited to say: Try this, Bigred! Click Here!
  17. Then they should have known better in 1987! We live in the arse end of wales, every new idea comes in here 10 years after everywhere else! Most people are stuck in their ways and are scared of change!
  18. Most of the ones round our way were 20 years ago!
  19. It would be a great idea. There's a campaign gathering pace in Scotland somewhere to reintroduce the european beaver, and i'm sure i read somewhere, about wolves being reintroduced.
  20. Yeah! We all moan about the Yanks, they have some bloody daft ways, but if the sh*t really hit the fan, we'd all be glad they're on our side.
  21. Hi Joanzie, i dont want to piss on your bonfire but you may want to read this if you are only 15 You must be 18 years of age or older to buy or acquire an airgun and it is an offence for anyone to give someone under 18 an airgun as a gift. You must be 18 years of age or older to buy ammunition for an airgun. Your airgun should be contained in a secure case if being carried in a public place. You must be at least 18 years to carry your airgun in a public place and you must have lawful authority or a reasonable excuse for doing so. Your airgun is considered ‘loaded’ if there is a
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