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Malt

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  1. Interesting pet name mate, does she call you Moses every time you part her legs or what?
  2. Had a ship inspector based in London in the car night before last, he kept remarking how much warmer it was here than up in London every time he got out of the car.
  3. Not many frosts here in the extreme SW of Wales on the coast We got the Gulf Stream moderating any cold weather here, hence we get the earliest crop of new spuds anywhere on the mainland. If you start moving away from the coast you'll inevitably start getting more colder weather and harder frosts.
  4. Do you have stone martens there like they have in Corfu? Never heard of stone martens, we do have beech martins here, could have been one of them.Same animal, different name. Just googled it!
  5. Do you have stone martens there like they have in Corfu?
  6. Hope she makes a speedy recovery mate..
  7. I found it was all about the dialogue, similar to Reservoir Dogs. My brother said the same as you, he likes a bit more action.
  8. Once upon a time in the West, part of Leone's second trilogy. Still haven't seen Once upon a time in America.
  9. Tough call.. Love all three of the so called 'Dollars trilogy', more so the second two. Be very hard pressed to pick one over the other.. Unforgiven, Pale Rider, Hang em high, Two Mules for Sister Sarah, Outlaw Jesse Wales, etc. All cracking films. Django Unchained has got to be up there, one of the best I've seen. Also watched The Hateful Eight a short time back, also loved that.
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    Van Gaal

    Did you watch the match mate? I saw the first half before I went to work, Lindgard missed a sitter and we created loads more chances than usual. Personally I'd rather watch a performance like that and draw than watch a shitey 1-0 win while playing the way we have been lately. The whole team looked to be enjoying themselves more, apart from the defence at times. Rooney actually looked like the player deserving of his career stats last night for the first time in ages. His second goal was vintage. https://youtu.be/4CWY9QsvTZc
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    Van Gaal

    Looks like LVG has changed his philosophy going on tonight's game. Pace on both wings etc. Shipped 3 goals but credit where it's due, he ain't scared to mix it up..
  12. Dai, I ain't even got enough shame to pretend to feel guilty about that fact mate! Gnash, yeah those thoughts of what could have been haunt you forever don't they? In a good way! Tox, never gamble against the sure thing mate, I'm sure you learned a very valuable lesson that day! ..and I think everyone's got or had a mate nicknamed Squeaky at some point!
  13. I agree mate. That excitement you get when you have an intimate moment right at the start of an encounter is often the best bit. You don't know where things are going to go, but the thought of where you'd like them to go and the knowledge that it's very much 'on' can't be beaten..
  14. Sod it truther, I'll bite. Years ago I was with a girl who's mother had her at 15. Now this mother was quite attractive and young for her age, and quite flirty. Me and her went out to town one night, went back to her place and had another drink. All night she was making compliments and fluttering the eyelids, listing her biggest turn ons in a man, and all of them were pointed towards me; dark haired guy (I had more at 21..) with brown eyes; "if someone like that started kissing my neck, I'd be theirs..", then presenting a very pretty and sweet smelling neck to kiss, later on when I said
  15. :clapper: POTY for me so far mate, even though it is only 10/01/2016!
  16. they rekon theres fuk knows how many germs/bacteria in a mans beard what the fk lurks in the hairy pie ?If your worried about things like that aren't you concerned about how close your target area is to that 'other place?'
  17. Funny how these older women are nearly always 39 or 49 when they really mean well into their 40's or 50's. So I'm told. Oh yeah, been caught out before have you Dai?
  18. Nothing brave about it,if you're chewing on hair you're not chewing in the right place! No hair on the bits that matter..
  19. Been with a few older women I when I was younger, first time was when I was 19/20, she was 39. Always used to be drawn to them for some reason, was something about a proper full on woman who's seen a lot more than I did!
  20. Haha I remember my nan sticking a fiver in and driving about all week on it! ?
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    Blue Cheese?

    Like Stilton, I never used to but I aquired the taste when working in an Italian restaurant when I was younger.
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