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Astanley

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  1. It took me a bit to get that ,lol
  2. lets leave wives and families out of it eh .
  3. Dont know about tipping but I have often thought about slapping the horrible fker we,v got , if there is a parcel to be delivered he will knock and Im sure he runs away ,no matter how quick you answer the door all thats there is a note to pick it up at the office , he bends xmas and birthday cards to post them ,even though he doesnt have to ,wet and torn mail is routine ,but worse of all he is ugly ,and I mean really fkn ugly ,not just your average Tomo /Gnasher type ugly , but absolutly repulsive , a real traumatic sight first thing in the morning .
  4. is Whin in it ?if so he gets my vote
  5. If BSA plays Whatmore down the middle Rodwell left of centre fullbacks as centre forwards Fletcher in the ball boy position Mourinho will be in tears SAFC get under your skin like that Sunderland fans ,sold out thier allocation nearly (christmas is coming after all ) Different gravy keep the faith
  6. Last season was all down to him because his "phenomenal work " that brought the team to a level higher than they really are , this season he has blamed ball boys , referees ,other teams "unfair tactics" his own clubs medical staff ,the press ,tv pundits, his own players in fact he has questioned everything bar himself ,! I know confidence in your own ability is a good thing ,but an over inflated ego just puts you in denial, his arrogance and selfish attempts at self presevation are chelsea s biggest problem this season , the man is an overated hateful little Portuguese kunt who I could happi
  7. Thats a very kind gesture ,but thinking outside the box is the start of a slippery slope to anarchy , please stick to the list ,atb
  8. A box of decent cigars A nice bottle of wine A clootie pudding A first edition , Jock of the bushveldt. A good tweed cap , xl A harris tweed jacket xxxl Your livestock options are ... A mule ,( goldfinch singing ) A broodie bantam A whippet or whippet x bitch thank you , and please be mindful of the xmas post , post early .
  9. I dont anything about juice or conditioning ,but I have seen black lads who are barely on nodding terms with any gyms looking very nearly as cut as Joshua .
  10. Thanks for that Tomo , Joshua is definatly a promising prospect and will benefit enormously from that fight , White will also be a better fighter after that with plenty of interesting fights down the line for him .
  11. Seems a pity to go bothering such a busy diety with such a petty question , I thought I would try here first .
  12. I have just read the bible thread that was locked and it got me thinking , why is belly button fluff always blue , no matter what colour top you wear ?
  13. My old feller was a referee ,the way he explained it to me was ..break ,is when the boxers are in a clinch with no punches being thrown or one of them is holding , stop boxing ,..covers almost any other eventuality ,eg gum shield out , cut ,corner interference etc etc ,the command stop boxing is usually followed by making sure one boxer goes to a neutral corner .
  14. Nufc v Safc ...biggest and best derby in football , no doubt about it .
  15. Another shooting in california ,ffs
  16. I dont think Sturridge will stay fit for long , a bit of a hypochondriac I think , also its supposed to be on the verge of coming out about him being a turd burglar , and I doubt his mental strength to deal with all that .
  17. LIVERPOOL are starting to look decent under Jurgen the german ,obviously hes no Big Sam ,but he has made a difference .
  18. Just heard he has died aged 77 ,he was before a lot of members time but he was a good fullback for LFC ,played in the 65 cup final with a broken collar bone ( pre substitutions ) and was a member of the England squad in 66 ,although they didnt give him a medal until four or five years ago , RiP Gerry
  19. I hope for Furys safety that they were deliberately messing about on that video ,
  20. Looked like a very proud dad ,making a bit of a fool of himself , like proud dads do .
  21. Go for it Brookie ,sounds like you could win this one
  22. Dont worry Astanley, I still cook clean and keep a good home, but I also hunt, fish, skin, gut,butcher and prepare all the food I feed my family. Youv got my vote ,and your a good sport , welcome girl
  23. A woman out hunting !!! now I have heard everything wtf is the world coming to? Get on the Gt British bake off and if your any good or youv got big jugs I will think about voting for you ,now get back in the kitchen where you belong.
  24. In my own very humble opinion it isnt a sign of patriotism to support every British sportsman in every contest against a foreigner ,I follow local and British sportsmen because they are the ones I know most about ,I can build up an affinity with them because I have followed thier careers , BUT sometimes ,for a variety of reasons, I dont like or rate a home grown sportsman ,whereas I admire their opponent ,...on these occasions I feel no guilt or shame rooting for my own personal favourite . ATB
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