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jukel123

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  1. " Far too many of me". If your so tough, come with me to a few pubs I know with your Rangers top on. You are the brave 'he man' who stands by his word and beliefs come what may. You would end up in A and E with severe concussion if not with a stab wound(s). I promise you 100%. But of you think it's worth it for your principles, then do it. I'll hold your coat and probably rifle your pockets. You been on the hooch? Behave!
  2. He isn't a man. He's a kid with no mates to back him. You wouldn't send your kid into the jungle and tell him to 'man up'. Random racial violence is common in the NW. The boy may as well have a sign saying 'stab here'. I'm not overdramatising. I've lived and worked with people who would think nothing of knifing ' the enemy'. And that was in the sixties before ISIS.
  3. Not at that age on his tod. If I were his dad I'd be close by.
  4. Twaddle. The kid is 15 or so. A bunch of ISIS sympathisers ( and there are lots of them in the NW ) are likely to jump out of a car and give the kid a kicking. That's the reality.
  5. https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/political-impartiality-in-schools/political-impartiality-in-schools#:~:text=Teachers and other staff have,are being taught to pupils
  6. Teachers are expected to be non political. He/ she is pushing the limits of what's acceptable behaviour from a teacher. A child's mind is too precious to be manipulated by a teacher of any political persuasion. Is that an actual photo from your son's school? If so , it's certainly worth complaining to the teacher and requesting that it be taken down or face further action/ complaint. But aren't you condoning actions and behaviour from your son that will get him into bother? People tend not to discuss issues in a reasonable way. He might be badly beaten up. It's all very w
  7. People never used to talk about what was happening in their heads. So it's interesting to read what people go through. If its any comfort, when you get old, you don't worry about anything. Every possible tragic thing has happened to you in your life ( and its the same for everybody in the long run) so you grow unafraid of anything in the future. You know you and your loved one are gonna die soon, so you just live each day, hopefully with a bit of enjoyment and humour. And if you have a shit day, so what ? Shit happens. My life isn't the most important life in the world anyway. I'm just a
  8. Hare coursing chase in Cambridgeshire sees 10 men flee from car WWW.BBC.CO.UK Police footage shows the suspects get caught by a stinger, pile out of the car and run off. These blokes don't really represent us. And they don't speak for us. But all that taxpayers' money wasted on chasing pikeys? I checked. Cambridgeshire police has 18 unsolved murders on its books. Surely police manpower would be better directed at solving those cases? Rather than chasing eejuts who are betting on hare coursing? And who at the BBC decided it would a good way
  9. I find that very offensive. She thinks very highly of me and she has no curry thickening around her waist at all. I do not examine her breasts. Her smile and welcome is only for me. It's a deep mutual understanding we have She is a goddess. With a pierced navel and feminine nose stud. I keep asking if I can have my ears microsuctioned every week but she says I must be patient. Please don't be vulgar. Our relationship is deeply spiritual.
  10. It would be nice to see her do well and earn a few bob. It would encourage other females to enter the sport. And since she obviously trains at Greggs, other women of similar stature, won't be psyched out by the emaciated model types. It's good to see darts having a resurgence. Like snooker, it's made for TV. The camera makes watching more immediately visible than watching in real life.
  11. Beaten by a lass. How did that happen? Can a female keep it up (no pun intended) and consistently beat men? If there's one sport where it can happen, then it's darts. Because muscularity is not an issue. Adds an extra layer of interest to the sport at least.
  12. Agreed. Sad bollocks. Kids' martyrs and heroes these days are crime soaked lowlife. Go figure.
  13. Exactly. Total unoriginal shit. Bit embarrassing really. Thank f**k my grandkids are in their late teens and are past all that . I'm sure a lot of black on black crime is generated by ' lowlife crime' rap. Why young white kids lap it up is beyond me. Christ, I mentioned the 'b' word.......Take cover. Here comes Wilf.
  14. According to my age, I shouldn't like rap. But that's incorrect, some of it is great. I have quite a few tracks on my phone. Alex Ferguson likes it too! But in twenty years time, people will laugh themselves stupid at the clichéd movements that all rappers perform. The crossed arms, the knife to the throat, the victim lyrics, Ffs. Something original please!
  15. I do mate. Cheaper oop North. £ 60.00. I have a bi annual appointment with a very young and comely female Indian audiologist, complete with Sarong, who works at Specsavers. She is exquisitely beautiful with a very feminine air and greets me like a firm favourite. She's very tactile. Pats my hand and asks if I'm OK every few seconds. I don't need it done twice a year. I just go for the heavenly, somewhat pervy experience. Its the only pleasure I have.
  16. I used to do shutdowns. When firms closed down for holidays we would go in and do all the outstanding electrical, plumbing, heating jobs. We would also do painting, industrial cleaning plastering etc. I had a verbal agreement with the men that at the end of the job, each, regardless of their trade, would muck in for painting cleaning etc. In return, if we got everything done on time, they would get a massive bonus. That meant I would also get a bonus because I would probably be awarded with the contract the following year. So two days before we were contracted to finish, a delegat
  17. Oh very funny. As an employer you had a duty of care to that young man. He could have had a metabolic disorder which meant he had to eat regularly. You failed to appreciate that young people are addicted to fast food. I hope he was in a union. If so the union's lawyers should sue you until the pips squeeze. Bullying is never acceptable in the workplace. You were guilty of accent discrimination as soon as the poor young man opened his mouth. You should be blacklisted as an employer forthwith. You are the living embodiment of capitalist mill owners of the past
  18. https://youtu.be/qBtsURiRZSs?si=Mf1POnJl8aRSYL9h https://youtu.be/y0TxfwB3BWQ?si=iOKyTYaaGP_vD8y7 https://youtu.be/FpYxhVEyOdI?si=e0dUCGAyQHMAsx9u https://youtu.be/ebviKewRtvc?si=Ub0FihlkfEjzOTVL
  19. The good thing about hearing aids is they have an 'off' button . I'm convinced women have a biological need to talk. We are just going out now for coffee in a garden centre. We are meeting up with another couple. Me and the bloke will say next to nowt in the car, maybe grunt and talk about the football a bit. When we get to the garden centre we will swap the free papers they provide and drink several pots of tea. We might adjust the arse cheeks to fart a bit, but say very little. The women folk will compete for constant, incessant air time, they never, ever stop. That's wh
  20. Clean yer f****n ears out.
  21. Glad you've converted bud.
  22. I wear them. NHS ones are just as good as private. They supply Bluetooth ones now with an app. Brilliant. I've also got a tiny box which connects my hearing aids direct to the telly. Since you are obviously getting on a bit. I can give lots of advice on the ageing process. Industrial strength Viagra, wicker coffins, Tena for men, best pills for arthritis and the cost of installing a bidet. I'm always here for you.
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