jukel123
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I had a bitch racing whippet whose dam was a greyhound. She weighed 17lb and was 17 tts. Incidentally, the best daytime rabbiter I ever had . 13 adult rabbits in the day time. Plus several young uns I didn't count. Anybody doubts my word, send me your postcode.
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A frog lost his beautiful young daughter. He frantically looked for her. He finally found her and his worst fears were confirmed. She was sitting astride a toads tool.
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It was a common problem in some Minshaws. Mine was constantly travel sick . It never stopped drooling. It had to have a bucket under its mouth out during a car journey. It picked fights and always lost. But they say dogs take after their owners. Lol
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I had a bitch which was a daughter and granddaughter of Blue. I had high hopes of if when it was a pup. But it turned out to absolutely crap. It would take me all evening to list its faults. Trust me it was a dud. Too inbred I reckon.
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I read that Mack. The established churches, although doing some good, act as grooming gangs for warped, paedophiles. We even had the Damai Lama pushing his tongue into little boy's mouth in full view. Nothing to see here folks.
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The only posh totty I ever fancied was Virginia McKenna. She starred in Born Free. Agreed botox lips are a f****n abomination. I've never seen a woman yet whose look was made better by a massive pout. How about leg tattoos on men? As soon as there's a break in the weather, the shorts will be donned and you'll see the tattooed leg parade . Keep em covered lads. You look daft. And they are probably shit. Most look like they were etched by a retarded chimp.
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Training a lurcher to not chase deer is a bit like this. You take a straight man into a room and have a couple of gorgeous women strip off in front of him. When he gets an erection . Slap his manhood with a large truncheon. Do this several times. Eventually he will think sod this and not become aroused. However once his willy has healed and he is presented with a gorgeous female without a bloke whacking his cock with a truncheon he will still, definitely get an erection. It's the same with lurchers. If a juicy roe breaks and the dog is far enough away from you he he will i
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I wished I'd kept a game and fish book. I remember Vic Minshaw showing me his ....complete with photos about 40 years back. Geez those lads killed some gear. They didn't work so they were at it every night all over the country. It would have been good evidence for the police lol. As far as sheep are concerned I've always bollocked my dogs if they even look at sheep, no matter what age they are. Some dogs seem to know instinctively that they are not permitted farm animals and some have to be constantly reminded. I had a big whippet that avoided sheep but always took a sneaky interest. She
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You can break any dog with a lead on. It's different when the lead comes off. I've changed my mind about your mutts mc. If it ain't interested in deer after a bit of Yorkshire scruffin,it lacks prey drive. Especially in the slop.
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The worst aspect of breeding pups is the amount of time wasters, hagglers, tyre kickers and beggars they attract. I've bred a few litters of springers and as you say they all,go by 8 weeks. I would never breed lurchers, they attract the wrong type of people. Imagine mchull on the phone. f**k me, a fate worse than death.
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How did you discourage your dog from being intersted in deer mc? All sight hounds/ lurchers go apeshit when they see that bouncing white arse of a deer. I'm amazed you could break a dogs instinct to want to course deer.
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I miss the all_ male spit and sawdust pubs. Where women and especially not children were ever seen. I always used to think they were oases of sanity, and outside the door was the mad hustle and bustle of the city. You could have a chat with a stranger with no awkwardness. But pubs have changed, the emphasis is on food..... and women and kids are welcomed. I also miss getting steamed up with mates and going looking for women or mischief. But times have changed and, we have to move with them.
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Never been in one mate. I'll take your word!
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They are furious that they can't get work now due to wokeness. So now they have to turn to specialist interest porn films or boxing each other to earn a crust. Which are far more exploitative than pantos.
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When I was a kid between 3 and 4 I heard a knock on the door. My mother was very deaf and feeding my baby sister. So I answered. A Sikh guy was selling kitchen knives. I had just been reading an illustrated book about pirates and to me he fitted the bill exactly, especially with those fecking knives. I Immediately slammed the door. Got a chair,locked the door and did the same with the back door. I then armed myself with the bread knife prepared for a bloody confrontation.
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That's fighting talk young un.
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You are right . I was just about to post the Wiki page about Andy.
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Afraid so. Cancelled.
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I first heard it in the 60s. It was an Andy Capp quote from the cartoon series.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2025/mar/28/moment-skyscraper-under-construction-collapses-in-bangkok-after-earthquake-video
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Blackie/ whitey busy building nest yesterday.
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Grasshopper, if you see a bloke in a pub with a broken nose , scars from his cheek to his ear and with cauliflower ears, do not be afraid of him. But be petrified of the guy who did that to him.
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Nobody will spot it there
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Pubs are like churches. Nobody goes anymore. We've all seen the light. Who wants to spend an evening drinking pint after pint and talking more and more gibberish? People have got better things to do.
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Investing in a pub with no business plan of background is a quick way to go become bankrupt. In a high crime area it is sheer madness. I can literally name 6 pubs in Salford where I was born and grew up which have been burnt out by 'protection' gangs. Didn't that happen to your compatriot John L Gardner? Pubs are poor investments these days except for the odd one or two.
