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Before 2018 there was not a single small boat crossing the channel with asylum seekers. The reason was that there was a legal agreement that asylum seekers could be legally returned to the first European country they had entered. So no asylum seekers bothered to cross knowing that if they did they would be immediately returned. This was known as the Dublin 111 agreement. But this agreement abruptly ended after brexit. Farage and Johnstone did not tell us this before they asked us to vote for brexit. They also told direct lies to the British people before the brexit vote.
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Just take I for what it was. An England victory against top opposition. I watched the whole game and enjoyed it. I don't normally watch women's football. The players were unashamedly nationalistic in the best possible way. And didn't psychologically fall apart in the shoot out. I was chuffed we won it. All the talk about taking the knee, women's football being inferior to men's etc are side issues. Taking the knee irritates everybody and is now counter productive. It is probably embarrassing for the black players.
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No point in watching amateur boxing then since the pros will always beat amateurs. No point in watching anything other than heavyweight pro boxing since the big fellas will always beat the smaller weight divisions. No point in watching anybody other than Usyk etc,etc.
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From now on you shall be known as iworkgalgos.
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"It is never difficult to distinguish between a ray of sunshine and a scotsman with a grievance." PG Woodhouse. Did you not enjoy the Spanish girls being sent homeward to think again?
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Great game. Well deserved victory. The last penalty was brilliant
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Ireland is rotting your brain mate. But since you think the above might be true, I've got just the dog for you mate. I'm robbing myself,cbut 3 out of 3 every day. Will earn you a good living just betting on him. £10.000 on the understanding that you only ever sell him back to me. Got it from a bloke in Hull. Mc something or other. Let me know in the next 24 hours , I'm not keeping any longer than that. There's a queue for him outside my house as I write.
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If you listen to the lurcher lads then the quality of lurchers in the past surpasses anything we've got now. " Old Shep, he could jump a double decker bus, kill anything, guard the house with his life, tell me when the keeper was about at night, kept the family in meat for 15 years, we never needed a butcher, would retrieve as gently as a field trial lab and lay the game in my bag, took a red stag single handed, sprouted wings and caught grouse and pheasant, never looked for a fight with another dog, but killed alsations and pit bulls for fun, never near a vet , wiped his own arse, gyps
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f****n glaswegians with their f****n come back lines.
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You can always rely on the jocks for a come back line. I was enjoying the sunshine in a pub garden today and baby sitting the wife's whippet. People come up all the time to stroke the dog . Question: Is it a whippet? No! I bought it. No response. Question: Is it an Italian Greyhound? Bonjourno. Parli Italiano? It's not answering .I dont think so mate. Oh. Question: From two glaswegians. That a whippet pal?" No it's a lab but I never feed it. Answer. Roars of laughter and " away and boil yer head, yer daft bastart" At least the
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I got told all you wankers are so piss poor at it, that when you are beating away and pulling jap faces, your hand yawns and falls asleep.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-66110697.amp
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https://www.freeads.co.uk/uk/buy-sell/pets/dogs/lurcher/40961617/italian-greyhound-puppy-offers/view
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What's 'snide' mate?
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Not guilty. Never read it .
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Heart attack. Wrestlers have short lifespans due to " substance" abuse over the years. It's like they sell their souls to the devil for fame and money.
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Got it in one. Sharon wore the trousers.
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Rich fecker. Steak!
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Check out YouTube mate. Partner/ berlingo conversions are quite common . There's a specialist garage which will do it for you. North of England somewhere. Google it
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Funny enough I was just thinking Ozzy was to music as Gazza is to football. Both loveable,vulnerable clowns addicted to substances. And probably a pain in the arse if you had to spend time with them.
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https://deathlist.net/
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I remember seeing Hulg Hogan next to Trump when Hogan endorsed Trump as president. They were so alike I couldn't tell them apart. Each was a fat f**k with a dodgy hairstyle, a fake tan and were full of shit. They are equally capable of making an American audience cheer themselves hoarse for no reason. Other than American audiences like to bond with each other and hear their own retarded whoops and roars.
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Could be close between you, me and iworkwhippets. Be difficult to get odds from a bookie for any of us.
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Always tips me over into sleep.
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Very Benny Hill. I can member the lyrics.lol
