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jukel123

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  1. Wow that's a new one on me. Hancock will be taking note.
  2. A bitch needs to squat to pee. Adjust her sleeping area so it has a very low roof. If she can't squat, and has to crawl into her bed she can't and won't pee there. Ideally you should change the sleeping area completely so there is no residual pee smell. Good luck.
  3. Sharing a cell with Gnasher? Who gets top bunk...so to speak?
  4. A good fooking innings? . I've got a few years on Ray and I ain't finished yet, and neither's Ray, not by a long shot. Caught two salmon on Monday. Biking most days. Mooching at 4 this morning. No need for viagra. You ain't dead until they screw the lid down.
  5. If his shafting is inept,I am sure there will be plenty of volunteers on here who will help you with that issue.
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  7. Couldn't disagree more. Stop kids watching porn and being able to breathe clean air, sounds like win win to me.
  8. 1 Desertbred,he's got brown skin,is a Muslim,as such is a a natural target,and will therefore take the kicking while I make myself scarce. 2 A young female member who cannot outrun an old man. 3 A young female member who doesn't scream much.
  9. He definitely picked his meat. Ronnie Pickering would have shown him who's boss.
  10. That's one of the amazing things about music, there's so many masterpieces out there from different genres which we will never hear. They are lost in obscurity and will never be discovered by us. I keep thinking writers will run out of ideas and eventually there will be thousands of copyright cases. But it never happens. There's always constant creativity in music. I wonder if computer programmes will eventually take over the writing of new material? Hope not.
  11. How you like this version of 'Back door man?' watch
  12. Life's but a walking shadow A poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury Told by an idiot, signifying nothing Will Shakespeare.
  13. Some of the worst times I've been through were when my adult kids' lives weren't going well. That is really difficult. You are only as happy as your kids. For you lads who are younger than me--you've got that to come.
  14. watch This is one powerful Linkin Park track. We can probably all relate to the lyrics. I've always found the best survival mechanism when the psychological going gets tough is accept it for what it is. A phase, a shit time which may last a long time but will eventually end. Exercise like fuk even though it's the last thing you want to do,and lay off the drink--it's a depressant.
  15. Ingles gym ? No mate. The one in the link. Me and a few others used to wear burkas and spar with them. Some of them were pushovers, but others suspected we were in disguise and started eye gouging and head butting so we packed it in. first-gym-specifically-for-muslim-women-to-open-in-the-uk-5856870
  16. What's the point of topping yourself ? The grim reaper will get you soon enough and life might improve. I think suicide can often be a form of loving yourself too much. I've always gone by the belief 'life can be crap and then you croak'. Shit happens to everybody so feckin get on with it.
  17. Your right Jukel, a man is a man & a woman is a woman. Bet their are some exceptional examples of both, your not likely to see them in Hello magazine or in the big brother house. But when your in need they are there to help. Real heroes, who im sure most would agree should be rewarded more highly than they are. The world really needs a shake-up on who we idolize thinking about it. Yeah, I was thinking the same. Particularly with all these terrorist atrocities and tragedies like Grenfell, the NHS staff, firemen and the police have been immense.
  18. Ronnie who ? Ronnie f****n Pickering!
  19. Few celebrities have met me but I can't remember their names. I don't buy this 'famous' thing. 'A man's a man for a' that'. The only man I would walk across the road and ask to shake his hand would have been Ali. Not just for his boxing but because he was an exceptional human being.
  20. I started laughing reading this and thought "f**k me,thats brutal" No, that's telling it as it is. Scotland's like that. 'Brutal' would be a Glasgow kiss for knocking on the door unnecessarily. As for BBC diversity. Why not have some presenters who have a regional accent? Some who are fat or bald or old? Some who are a bit quirky or slightly off the wall. It that's too much to ask, how about interesting? Presenters often have middle class accents, a public school/Oxbridge education and know instinctively not to rock the boat. BBC staff should be more representative of their viewers
  21. Watched it. Leith used to be a whaling area. They still have old guns etc on display on the dockside. One guy in the documentary said the whalers who set sail in open boats to hunt whales "were iron men". He got that right.
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