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jukel123

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  1. I wish to f**k I could unthink those images. What made you click onto gay sex images mate? Hmm?
  2. Since the beginning of the human race women are drawn to powerful men. Back in time power would mean physicality and dominance.Nowadays power can be money or fame. Its also true young women seek security through relationships, whereas young men generally seek sex with no complications. When men eat, shoot and leave, women feel rejected and disappointed. They then begin to feel resentful and feel they have been exploited. If Brand had called those women back and begun a relationship, there would be no revengeful kiss and tell stories to the media. Why are people surprised? He tells h
  3. It was a question on Pointless. When I saw the category...UK Wildlife, I thought this will be easy. But, as I say, completely new to me. Never heard of this species. But we live and learn.
  4. I thought I was pretty good on wildlife knowledge, but I heard of a particular species of frog today for the first time: The Pool Frog. Anybody live near a population? Any info appreciated.
  5. Judging by the holes in the leg of the jeans that girl is wearing, it looks like a very determined leg humper.
  6. I have shat in ditches, but I have never gone by the username of ditchshitter. I never had a problem with shitting in ditches until I wiped my arse with empty paper cement bags. Caused enormous constipation which my doctor could only relieve with a hammer and chisel. You modern fellas with Portaloos and toilet paper don't know you are born.
  7. I am glad you have turned to this forum for advice as you are drawing on a wealth of experience. I have faced the problem of unsuitable staff who have be "let go" on numerous occasions. Here are some suggestions in no particular order of merit. 1) You could make her pregnant and send her away in shame and disgust. This worked for me for several years, however the onset of DNA testing renders this method somewhat risky. However, a way round this, would be to instruct your butler to impregnate her instead of yourself. You can always take a secret video of their lovemaking and then bla
  8. Would that be an old valve "wireless?"
  9. I don't like the bloke. But these accusations are being taken as undeniable "evidence". There's some evil men out there, but, equally there are some evil women, who know that these days, a well publicised complaint can lead to the end of a man's career. We used to dismiss the idea of trial by media, now it's an everyday occurrence. We also used to say a man's private life, however sordid, has nothing to do with his job. The correct way to make a complaint is a police station,not a newspaper or a television programme.
  10. She took it for what it was mate, a fleeting gesture of understanding that we werent blaming her for poor service as other punters were. Her face changed from one of stress to a smile. Just to prove we were on her side, my Mrs put money in the jar by the till. However, I understand that people have a right to dignity at work and she would have been with her rights to complain that I had invaded her space, whatever my motive. Thats what prompted my initial post.
  11. A definite yes from me. I don't buy the tourist argument. France has more tourists than any other European country and they cut off the heads of their monarchy.
  12. He's always had a look of Charles Manson about him for me. I think he seems himself as some sort of Messiah, he cultivates that crazed eyes look. So that proves it. Guilty as sin.
  13. I've got an open mind about an establishment stitch up. To me the stuff he has been saying about government corruption and greed is pretty much out there. We all know this. If the establishment had wanted to get rid of him, an ideal opportunity was when he and Johnathon Ross, a creep of the highest order, left messages live on BBC air, saying that Brand " had shagged Andrew Sachs' (Manuel from Fawlty Towers) granddaughter". For me that was a new low in so-called comedy. If the pair of them had been 'cancelled' in the same way that harmless Benny Hill was removed from our screens, the country w
  14. Its how I operate. Abuse in plain sight....undercover assault, can't beat it.
  15. Yep, I get that. Does it matter I'm a decaying coffin dodger just being a friendly old fella? Probably not, society's changed. A while back me and the Mrs were walking in a park. A toddler tripped over on the tarmac and was upset. I went to pick the kid up and my Mrs said "no I will". Tbh sometimes I feel like the paedophiles and sexual assaulters are winning because a simple act of kindess is being misinterpreted. But as I have said everybody has to learn and change with the times.
  16. Went round to see him and picked out out two gigantic pups for you, the merle is a bitch and the lilac a dog. That way you'll be able to knock a few pups out next year. I had to put £200.00 down as a deposit for you. I'm messaging you my address mate so you can pay me back. Get a few bags of Dr John's bought in and an agricultural shit shovel.
  17. I only got a quick grope, but boobs left a little to be desired.
  18. There's a bloke in Scotland just "accidentally" bred his dog with his sisters dog. So he has eighteen ( yes eighteen) pups to sell. He's moaning in the press about not being able to shift them now. My heart bleeds for him.
  19. And we haven't started fighting yet. Stick around.
  20. You could be right mate.I don't know what to believe any more. Yesterday I was in a cafe and the waitress was run off her feet. I asked for the bill and it didn't arrive. So I went to pay at the till. The waitress came running over and apologised for having forgotten the bill. I put my arm around her shoulder as we both headed for the till and said" don't worry about it love, I can see you're stressed out". So did I patronise her by calling her " love", did I sexually assault her by placing my arm around her shoulder? F**k knows.
  21. That is a brilliant comparison mate. Sums it up for me. Sighthounds are born to course, sheepdogs ro herd sheep and XLs to be aggressive.
  22. Yes but for every rogue licensed gun owner there are many complete numpty XL owners. 10 deaths in two years. No comparison to licensed guns.
  23. That's who I feel sorry for people who live near them or have to pass them on a regular basis. It must be f****n scary, especially if you are walking dogs yourself. There must be lots of kids banned from playing outside because of these dogs. That's awful.
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