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jukel123

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  1. I identify as a horse mate, both physically and psychologically. Sorrry can't help you.
  2. Thats the spirit mate. Keep positive and upbeat. Keep on keeping on. Let's us know if there are bonny nurses.
  3. Relax bro. You'll, give yourself a 911 coronorary. Crazy mother f****r. How come gay men don't get called father fuckers? Answers on a post card
  4. What year would that be?
  5. Youngsters are very prone to starting a sentence with 'so', employing a lot of sassy head movements and ending a statement as though they are answering a question. All copied from America I guess. ( I am aware I guess is an Americanism) lol
  6. Enticing a bitch in heat into school was always worth a laugh. The bitch was always accompanied by a dozen or so pumping dogs chased by stressed out teachers. Ten minutes of priceless entertainment. We had a dog which always hung around the playground. His nickname was bumming Ben because he would mount kids in short trousers. Another dog Sheba, a cross alsation always appeared at games and chased the football. Our PE teacher didn't fit the stereotype and was quite a gentle man, so it up to us to throw mud and the occasional boot at it. It was all part of the fun for it though.
  7. You are more optimistic than me mate. I guess the world has always been like this but now it's not so well hidden from the masses.
  8. I'll give him 3 months..outside bet. He must be deranged to think he can f**k with Putin. World politics has become more like a film script. A nutjob releases prisoners and promises them a reprieve.Then he turns on his political master....then he gets liquidated...coming soon. The world's major power( some would say terrorist) assassinate an Iraqi enemy who they find hiding in a sewer. They put him on trial for being a mass murderer. Bt the judges are instructed by the worlds biggest mass murderers .Before that they parachute men into a secret compound inhabited by America's
  9. Yes, they could sense strangers and nervousness. If you showed weakness you were doomed. I used to visit my grandad in Moss Side and I had to run the gauntlet of packs of dogs which sensed I didn't belong and the local kids were even more scary.
  10. It would take a very brave man. And a gut full of booze. Brilliant actress mind.
  11. Only in postcode battles with other kids gangs. Little Hulton was supposed to be the answer to the slums. But when they demolished the Coronation Street type houses and built battery cages in the sky for people to do their time in, it destroyed people. Loneliness, crime and a new slum, complete with graffiti and piss in the lifts took the place of a sense of community and identity. f****n awful .
  12. American servicemen Black and white were very popular with women during the war...they had money and their men were away. My dad was in a reserved occupation, he was a docker, so didn't get called up. But he saw plenty of combat.......with American servicemen outside the pubs.lol
  13. That was near my stamping ground. Did you notice all the dogs had curly tails, were black or brindle and had their own street culture? For example a lot had learned to cross by the the traffic lights, except when a bitch was on heat then they went apeshit and turned into a drooling pack.
  14. Have you noticed people from different areas of the UK have different walks? Work that one out. The funniest is the swaying diamond geezer walk. Cracks me up.
  15. People often confused the Manc accent with a Salford accent. Call my Mrs a Manc and she'll chin you.
  16. The Liverpool accent has changed within a few decades. I could understand the old Liverpudlian comics no problem, Cilla Black, the Beatles etc, but f**k me its sounds so much faster and high pitched now.
  17. jukel123

    Accents.

    The first thing I suss about a person is their accent. I have learned the following: brummie accents generally belong to retarded people. A fallout with a Glaswegian accent often heralds a violent attack, by a gang of poison dwarfs waiting round the corner. Trust me I know. The northern Ireland accent is an accent you should hear, but immediately retreat from... unless you want to confront a religiously inspired nutjob on jihad. Geordies are generally OK if you can keep up with their genetically superior alcohol consumption, blind allegiance to black and white and some god called SHEERAH! Li
  18. Geordie builders never use spirit levels. The measure everything way eye man. Boom boom.
  19. Let me know when the time comes mate. No charge. (JOKE ffs)
  20. Mate, if those videos area nothing like the kiddie porn you put up ffs take them down.
  21. Get some camera traps up mate.Satan is nothing more than people at their worst.
  22. There's truth in that. I'm not much of a historian, and maybe somebody will correct me, but in my view the world is controlled by right wing nut jobs with every vice, who treat us like naive children. Putin, Kim Jung Un, Johnston, Trump, Berlesconi all piss in the same pot. They fire you up with patriotism, send you to war and give nothing in return. Whoever heard of a right wing government which gave you health care, built affordable housing or gave you sick pay, holiday entitlements, pensions and protection from rogue employers? But I am predictable and boring and nobody really changes
  23. Who knows what the truth is . I would not be surprised. What would Trump or Johnston have to do before the their followers withdraw their support?
  24. I honestly couldn't watch that. If that is true and not some AI/ photoshop construction, then that man deserves what's coming to him. Whether its Hunter Biden or some hologrammy wizardry. Nobody has answered my question. Are Trump and Johnston complete Teflon types worthy of your vote despite them both being low life?
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