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As in Stormy Daniels? plus threats to keep,quiet?
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Spooky and a touch of dementia with Biden I reckon. But I keep an open mind. People forget a woman alleged she was raped by Trump when she was 12 years old. She withdrew her allegation just before the election in which Trump was elected president. Why did she mysteriously withdraw her allegations at such a sensitive time?
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I would not allow Trump or Johnston to baby sit children. They are defectives who just don't get the normal rules of decency and moral behaviour. But, incredibly to me, they are perpetual victims and heroes to the right. When tory MPs finally stood up to Johnston and told him the game was up, he, as usual, played the victim card. BJ was then asked under what circumstances he would resign. He did not answer. Here's a similar question for Trump and Johnston fans: under what circumstances would you withdraw your support for either of them? Many people, myself included, despise Blair despit
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Alternatively, if the redstart lays another clutch, the cuckoo gets a second chance to deposit her egg again?
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Spite is not just a human emotion then?
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Anyone tell me what beast of a dog this horrible animal..
jukel123 replied to tb25's topic in General Talk
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Anyone tell me what beast of a dog this horrible animal..
jukel123 replied to tb25's topic in General Talk
Nah. I was pleased the cat didn't get my share of meat. It's all about priorities. I was going back to my accommodation in a taxi late at night in Greece. The driver confided to me that on his last journey, he had ordered the occupants out of his cab. He had run over a cat and his german passengers complained. He said he had lost his rag and left them in the middle of nowhere. He felt it hypocritical that the jerries had bombed his country during the war and now were moaning about a dead cat. Cats were seen as a pretty low form of life in the past and life was tough so, tbh, the cat my -
Anyone tell me what beast of a dog this horrible animal..
jukel123 replied to tb25's topic in General Talk
I got the expression from my old man too. The days of political,correctness hadn't arrived. I remember, just after the war, ( 2nd World War smart arses). We had the luxury of meat for Sunday dinner. The old fella was just about to divvy up the roast when a stray cat appeared through an open window and tried to take off with the roast. The old man was on it like a shot, grabbed it by the back legs and smashed its head against the wall. He the finished it off, put it in the bin, and went back to carving. Job done. -
Anyone tell me what beast of a dog this horrible animal..
jukel123 replied to tb25's topic in General Talk
It hold its head in a funny angle. Needs a bit of lead behind it's ear to balance it's body. Dogue de bordeax/ American bully? Crossed with shit making machine? -
Top man. History is important.
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There's a Durham Miners Gala every year in July. It's a celebration of working class community,solidarity and internationalism. 200000 people generally attend. All the old pit villages still parade their banners. Miners who stuck it out and miners who were beaten up and fitted up by the police at Orgreave are feted as heroes. I find it really moving. But I know a lot on here will laugh and sneer at that.
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You are not entitled to an opinion on a northern comic. You are a humourless soft southerner.
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He joked about all colours and creeds but he was no racist.
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Cos he's a cross dresser with tits.
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I get the uneasy feeling with modern comedians that they want to show how clued up andsmart arsed they are. It doesn't have to be like that. Les Dawson could get people clutching their sides with a well timed joke about a woman who was constantly pregnant and blamed her pregnancies on living near a sausage factory.Same with Benny Hill. Humour doesn't always depend on smart arses , left or right. The old comedians were all cancelled and their humour deemed not suitable. Nothing wrong with old fashioned comic culture. Shame it was cancelled/ censored.
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Miserable Fecker. Moyes produced good football last season. You can only piss with the cock you've got. The players need to reproduce the form they have shown previously. Welcome back you moaning old bugger.
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Yes I remembered JFK' serial womanising as soon as I'd finished my last post. I'm thinking now of Marylin Monro's Happy Mr President Birthday.I am well corrected. In France the electorate expect their top brass to be sexual adventurers. But I think the french would baulk at " grab em by the pussy".Lol. I think you are right about populist and globalist politicians. The trouble is many populists are controlled by global money. Which brings us back to basics. I am not a Marxist but I believe he was right when he wrote the history of the world can be viewed as one of class struggle. Wo
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I really believe that. Politicians should be co_opted. Otherwise narcissists and egomaniacs become our leaders. And its getting worse. Trump and Johnson would never have got anywhere 50 years ago. Now you can tell lie after lie,have the sexual morals of dog ferret and still be voted in. Somebody said you get the politicians you deserve...but Christ almighty we don't deserve people of that calibre.
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I was reminded of the subject of this post on another thread, so I thought I would write this as as tribute to a very decent bloke. Jimmy Quiff was a docker and voluntary Salford lads club volunteer. I was privileged to be taught all sorts of things by him. He had an Elvis hairstyle and a perpetually brylcreemed quiff. He was a big noise on the docks as he was a shop steward. He had a terrific scar on the side of his face courtesy of a foreign seaman he had a disagreement with. He was a womaniser who loved a bevvy and a bet on the horses. He taught us boxing and took us to to
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That is a bad hand of cards mate.
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When we were kids there was a guy who volunteered at our lads club. He was a brilliant bloke. Took us camping, taught us boxing and organised us into a formidable football team. We heard he was on his way out and a group of us went to see him. Because he had only days to live he was allowed alcohol and tobacco. So he was pissed up with a woodbine in his mouth. He was joking about and taking the piss as normal. Some of us got a bit upset. And he said "wtf stop your blubbing, I don't want any of that crap" He went on to tell us he had a great life and he'd never expected to live as long. I've ad
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A doctor once put a probe up my arse and said : " this is not going to be very pleasant". I replied: "well not if you are straight." He got really mad and said "what are you are inferring? I'm straight too." It was just a joke, think he must have been gay but not yet out of the closet.lol
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Mate, we are all dying from the moment we are born. And when you get to 70 plus, every day is a bonus. I've had more tubes up my arse than a soho rent boy. Also had cameras up my nose and down my tadger. It's what happens when you get old. Best to accept it and laugh at it. You can't stop time, so enjoy what you have left. Try and take something positive from each day. Just little things. It helps.
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There are so many genuine examples of mass animal suffering, yet a poorly informed Irish politician focuses on hare coursing. Where does she obtain the figure of 6000 netted hares? Seems unlikely to me. Hares are in abundance wherever coursing takes place . As soon as you ban hare coursing on an estate their numbers plummet because they no longer enjoy estate protection from shooting and poaching. So how does banning hare coursing ensure their future conservation? She is a very misguided woman who would be better employed helping her constituents rather than attacking their rights.
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On a really wet evening, I stopped on a country road to help a woman driver with a flat. I asked her if she was OK and she appeared frozen in fear. Never said a word, just shook her head. I drove on sharpish. At first I was angry but then I thought, something must have happened to her in the past to make her react like that. You darent go anywhere near a child for fear of somebody getting hold of the wrong end of the stick. A couple of year back me and the Mrs were taking a stroll in a park, a toddler was running way ahead of her parents and then fell heavily on the tarmac path