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jukel123

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  1. f**k, cover blown. I've given myself fifty lines. " I must remember not to reveal my poofery on THL. I am a dirty, wog loving, closet commie to boot".
  2. I know a few people who had God awful holidays there. Lots of dodgy, negative experiences. A holiday destination to swerve I reckon.
  3. I didn't think about rabies. I notice in Spain and Greece,the retired men gather in groups as do the women. Their sex roles seem fixed. Whereas our roles are more fluid. Sometimes that's good. Other times I think it would be great to go back to the all male pubs, football matches and boxing clubs. I help out at a boxing club and sometimes the presence of young girls is dodgy. Showing a female how to use their feet, stand correctly and deliver a punch effectively entails some contact. These days it makes me feel uneasy. You have to watch your language too. They should have
  4. Not a female or a kiddie in sight. I miss the all male worlds of yesteryear. Sorry I'm being sexist. I'm writing out fifty times: "I must not exclude women and children at any times". And " I must be a closet homo to seek out male_ only company". Lol
  5. Nice salmon mate. You see the redness near the vent? It's a parasite which reduces fertility. It's not advisable to eat the flesh until its been deep frozen. Yet another problem for the species. Cracking fish despite the vent infection...looks in good nick. Lots of salmon now look thin. Not enough feeding for them. Take a big dog ferret to bolt that baby?
  6. Wilf lad,you should publicly apologise to Moyes and lick his boots after tonight's result.
  7. When he came to United he saddled us with Pogba and a few other barnacles. Yes he had a quick effect but his shine begins to tarnish after a season or two. He lived in a hotel all the time he was at United. He never intended to build anything, it was just a flying visit. He then engineered his exit and a pay off by continually publicly criticising players..even humiliating them. Shaw,one of our best players was given dog's abuse by Mourhino. I think he's history now. There are a lot of better managers out there. He comes with a lot of baggage. Its all about him. Never the
  8. I've tried it in the past but always get sea sick. The weather was really windy and the water choppy. So swerved it. There's charter boats that will take you Marlin fishing for fifty euros for half a day. Its a good day and somebody generally catches something.
  9. Few empty seats there Mack. They must have got wind you were coming.
  10. Yes,really enjoyed it. Took a trip to the botanical garden where there are giant Canarian lizards and an amazing array of tropical flowers and trees. Also went to a marine park with fish,amphibians,reptiles and species of plants and trees from all over the world. Brilliant days out.
  11. I think that your depiction of me is a tad unjust. I don't like bullying, even if there's the Atlantic between you. I'm sure the guy can stand up for himself, but as a neutral observer, I am entitled to an opinion on a post. If I'm in the darkie protection brigade you are in Klu klux clan ...nazi division.
  12. I wasn't being a slimeball mate.Just jesting. I wish I had travelled. I've never been out of Europe. Your posts are very interesting to say the least. Now I am being slimy. Lol
  13. A " minge"? That's one of your more pleasant insults. Cheers bud, you're very restrained tonight. Thought you might have gone full " lefty Liberal, black- loving sympathiser, tax raising, cancer at the heart of this country, commie c**t" . However the night is young. Lol
  14. Mourhino is a shadow of Howe. You don't want him mate. He's trouble,very divisive. You have got hard fixtures. Even if you lose them all. The board should stick with Howe imo.
  15. You ever thought about therapy? No need to have a go at the guy every time he posts. He posts interesting stuff imo. Don't drive him away.
  16. Spent Christmas in Gran Canaria. Reflections. The people here enjoy the best climate in the world. Always between 18 and 26c degrees. They still have huge extended family gatherings in restaurants, babies and ga_ ga geriatrics included. The waiters here kiss children, especially the handicapped. Couple of kids, one with severe autism, and one with Downs, are treated like royalty in my hotel. It's not a show. Its part of their culture. Brilliant imo. The young teenagers gather in large groups and enjoy food and wine. At their age, my generation used to get legless, aggress
  17. I've lucky enough to gave been retired nearly twenty years. I still wake up every morning and think __thank f**k no work today. It wasn't the work that I resented, it was the people. Organisations bring out the worst in people. Crawlers especially. Low life shit with zero sense of dignity or self worth.
  18. Yes, you cut your cloth. What price freedom?
  19. Fickle football! Read a couple of articles suggesting Eddie Howe is heading for the sack, as is EHT at United. If the former is true,its the Geordies loss. EHT will probably get the push. He did fantastic last year, but he was allowed to sign players of his own limited choosing...f****n Anthony for eighty million! Which even by United's discombobulated recruitment strategy is farcical.Still, if a half decent backroom staff were present,they would have put the brakes on that monumental mistake. The days of a manager single handedly picking players to sign are long gone in the the
  20. 25 years at the grass face?
  21. I bleed for you guys in shit jobs. And I've done everyone including a spell on the bins. I'm not being male menopausal honestly, or Victor Meldrew,but things have got really bad in the employment world and in the UK in general. It f****n enrages me to see piss in plastic bottles by the side of major roads..truckers brew. Nowhere to stop,have a shower or a decent meal, without some without some office shite hawk tracking their every fart. Thank f**k I'm out of it and retired. There needs to be a complete re _set, so people realise how dependent they are on working people.
  22. Just been watching Jess Willard v Jack Dempsey on YouTube. Dempsey 13 stone and 6 feet one. Willard nearly 19 stone and 6ft six inches. Dempsey demolishes him by cutting the range down, getting into Willard's face and peppering the giant with non stop punching Usyk can do likewise against Bambi. Willard is floored many times but continues to get up. Even though there was no retiring to a neutral corner in those days.... proper fighting men and no need to keep telling everybody what fighting men they were. They just were.
  23. But she's a girl! Must be a generation thing. I'm an older gentleman. You don't hit women. Except when they become hysterical, then a slap will bring them to their senses. You may then overpower the lady with a meaningful kiss. Which may mean they will swoon.
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