jukel123
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No begrudging from me. Top,top man.Well done mate. Refreshes your faith in people. A man's a man for a that and some are a lot more man than others.
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Whoever heard of a working dog that originated in the south? Staffies, Airdales, yorkies, bedlingtons, whippets and various Scots' terriers....all northern breeds. I have heard of an Essex bulldog , think Katy Price: enhanced mammary glands, flashing white teeth hidden by bottoxed jowels and an enormous back end. They are very aggressive when denied Chardonay and a Greggs and known to punish males whose sexual performance isn't up to scratch. Very sulky if spoken harshly to. Best avoided. I have a northern working bitch of mixed ancestry.Had her from a whelp, 52 years back.Very loya
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I had a Landan foreman who was an excellent bloke. I can remember working a Sunday and it was a blazing hot day outside. Another lad said to me " f**k this, come on let's have a fag outside and get some sun" so off we went. We ended up sunbathing for a good two hours until clocking off time. Monday morning I was called into the Foreman's cabin. He began with " where the f**k were you yesterday ?" I just came clean and told him the truth..it was too nice a day to sweat in a factory. He just laughed and said to me "OK , you've been honest, but I ain't covering for you again son, next time you're
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Yes I met a lot of West Ham lads. They were good blokes. They were outspoken up front blokes with a sense of self worth. They all had similar views on race to you and gnasher. Lots of northern mill workers I worked with were brow beaten in comparison. The black lads at Fords kept to themselves and vice versa, although some of the black lads were into boxing and football same as we were. There was a lot of racist graffiti in the toilets. It was a bit like an American prison. The two groups by and large did not mix. You ever noticed how young southerners walk? It's a kind of jaunty si
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A bloke on my salmon fishing beat is forever brown nosing the owner. He gets called Ted to his face.
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Just a joke mate.
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When I was a kid anybody who had a trench coat and a trilby hat who entered our neighbourhood was referred to as a 'f****n D'. 'D' being a detective. Lol
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"Typical cockney but a good lad". Hence it is unusual to meet a good cockney. I'm saying nowt.
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When I moved to London in 69 I tried to get work on building sites. I had lots of experience, but the Irish preferred to hire amongst themselves. What really annoyed me was I am 75% Irish by DNA but English by accent. Ended up working for a Mr Ford in Dagenham.
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Geordie police are still looking for a hooded man who pulled 2 sisters from a hen night into a white escort van. Part of the registration plate read NIG. The suspect who spoke in a Landan accent is also wanted on suspicion of voyeurism. It is believed his sexual deviancies include observing anal sex whether it be homosexual or heterosexual in nature Police intelligence suggest he may have fled to Ireland. There is unconfirmed evidence that he is an enthusiastic, if bombastic contributor to a sadistic blood sports site, consisting of a nomadic horticulturist and several middle age to eld
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Nah, I got fed up climbing that Hill in the Hovis ad, so I kipped up outside the bakery to be first in the queue.
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I've slept rough a few times when I was a youngster. Didn't enjoy it. It wasn't a lifestyle choice .
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I can understand the fondness of the memory but it's never good to see tower blocks mate. Battery cages for the poor imo. They must be the cause of a lot of mental illness . If I was ever was down on my luck and ended up in one of those, I would last one night, get myself down to Millets, buy or nick myself a tent and hike to the nearest wood and pitch up. Without a doubt. I had a couple of aunties re housed in tower blocks. It was a fate worse than death for them. Piss in the lifts and plagued by anti social little toe rags. They should make the architects of those places actually live
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I was perfectly safe from arrest with my Mrs. It would take more than 3 Italianos to put her in cuffs.
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Impossible. I had a good mate from Sunderland took me a fortnight to make out what he was saying. He had a Sunderland scarf which I'm sure he wore in bed. It was never off his neck.
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What do you expect with a mackem accent and your suspicious look?
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Re- ID cards. Me and the Mrs were on a train going to Florence when 3 Italian cops with their peaked caps pulled scarily low (allegedly) over their faces entered our carriage and demanded ID. In our case passports. I had left ours in the hotel safe because of pickpockets. They f****d about puckering their mouths and faces pretending to talk into a phone whilst weighing us both up and down. They tried and tried to throw a scare into us but eventually f****d off. No way to live. We're British don't you know.
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Don't they have a million or so in concentration camps 're-educating' them?
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Good point. Cork is where my folks come from Wilf. If you see any really tall, good looking people no doubt they are my lot.
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Sorry Mac, senior moment. I thought it was Wilf's post.
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Is that how you got into Ireland? Lol. I think illegal immigration is pretty rife. I wouldn't grass anybody up except a paedo, I couldn't do it. But I guarantee nail bars, backs of restaurants, car washes, escort agencies and farms within a twenty mile radius of where I live employ a high percentage of illegal immigrants.
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Nobody wants ID cards, its not part of the British identity. It gives the police and others license to f**k you about, but I think it will come.
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One of his intentions is to ban The Koran. Good luck with that, I can't see him following through on that. That will fire up Islamists. Banning and burning books is not the way to go imo. It just creates martyrs and whacko extremism. As the world warms, illegal migration is predicted to explode. It's a problem now and will intensify. Figures out today show over three quarters of a million legal migrants entered the UK last year and God knows how many illegal migrants. Bet your life compulsory identity cards are coming soon in the UK.
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Does being a wee bit unhinged run in the family? What with you f****n about with bulls in Spain and your brother apparently a bit of a masochist. Lol
