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I recently tried to get hold of a non ped pup but the racing fraternity are very suspicious of people they don't know. I enquired about a few litters but was given the bum's rush. I had a little non ped bitch 30 odd years ago only 17 inches. Without doubt the best day time rabbiting bitch I had ever had. I did manage to get hold of a KC racing bitch. Very feisty. She has a cracking prey drive and can't see her making over 17 inch.
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Yes I have great memories of my childhood in Salford. Our prefab was sandwiched between two internationally famous pubs for prostitutes and there was seaman's mission a hundred yards away so it always lively and interesting. You would see exotic looking different seamen from all over the world: Black, brown yellow, Sikhs, frenchies would come over selling onions and there were seamen with weird national dress who you couldn't place.The nickname for the area was the Barbary Coast. The vice went over our heads apart from the discarded condoms in the entries near the pubs. There was always viol
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Salford. Where media city is now.
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What possible motive could a multi millionaire have for taking a pain in the arse job as prime minister other than to guard his wealth and that of his wife and father_ in _ law? Does he want to provide a better health service for you and me? Put more dosh in our pockets by taxing us a lot less? Build social housing so young people aren't paying half of their income in rent? End zero hour contracts? Zzzzz I know I go on and on about politics. But the British people are definitely worse off in many ways than in the past. For a start it takes two incomes now just to pay bills and stand s
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He should give us all a morale boost and f**k off himself. I wonder if he's still got his American green card? Because he would be better off leaving now before he is totally humiliated in the next election.
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No worries , I rip the piss out of people and I don't mind it vice versa. Never good to take yourself too seriously. Now mind my advice young man!
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Classic. What happened to comedy? University posh boys making 'smartarse' observations. It's bollocks.
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My mother was a warrior mother and when she saw me with marks on my hands and wrists from the cane she would go bananas. Despite my best efforts to restrain her she would march into school, demand to know who had punished her son and call them all b*****ds. When I was sent to bad boys school she called the magistrate a f****n b*****d. Fortunately he had already given me six months so he couldn't give me any more. The irony was I was a good kid. I acted the hard man at school because I didn't want to be bottom of the heap. But I was literally an altar boy, gave my mam most of my mon
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You know it does. You're always asking me for domination sex. As soon as the price is right, I'm yours.
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In the fifties and sixties teachers were laws unto themselves. They taught us marching and military songs and not much else. To be fair I quite enjoyed singing them and can still remember then word for word. But even then we realised we were being prepared for obedient life in the factory or go to war. It was pretty shit although we didn't realise it at the time. Corporal punishment was a daily occurrence but you could always be defiant by grinning at the teacher when he was caning you or saying thank you at the end. I was put into a home for bad boys for 6 months when I was 13. I had c
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I was brought up in a city so I had never seen a running dog . The closest I got to a running dog was a borzoi I used to walk for an old lady. But my mother used to say out of eight boys, I was the only one who could entertain myself. I did this by pursuing flies, butterflies, beetles..anything that moved as soon as I could walk. A lot of lads recall being cruel to insects and frogs etc but I never pulled the legs of flies or blew up frogs. Horrible thing to do. I didn't see a running dog until I moved away from the smoke when I was about 21. A bloke at work took me out with his lurcher.
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You can take that Dave Angel photo right away. Dave would be aghast at all that waste of CO2.
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Farage is not the saviour, he's a very naughty boy.Imo he's a slick salesman. He will be selling himself gobbling kangaroo cock shortly, the same as Nadine Dories did. Only she had a dessert....we all know who. What a revolting thought. Reminds me of an true story. The question was put to a female celebrity_"how much would you sell your body for? Two million pounds for a quick fumble, wham bam? The celebrity said very honestly that she probably would. The interviewer then said " how about two quid?" Don't be insulting said the celebrity " what do you take me for? A whore?" Well we'v
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It's come to a queer state of affairs when even lefties are wary, to say the least, of a Labour majority.
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There's always a deal to be made.Tell the cops you will change a bulb for nothing if they turn a blind eye to you wandering around your village in your gimp suit.
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I don' t know what they stand for any more. More of the same I reckon.
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It's reckoned he took 2 million out of being an MEP. Nice work if you can get it.
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I agree. Also agree Farage is not the answer. He's very shifty imo ,and in the past funded by some dark forces. He's got a good act but if he ever were elected an MP or even lead the tory party, we would see a different side to him. He would promise the earth and fail to deliver. I read Reform's policies and I like some of them..fixing the health service and only starting to pay tax when you reach £20000. But promises are promises. I voted for brexit but they did not deliver on their promises.
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I can't think, of a single MP who I respect. I used to respect MPs from the left and the right years back. Some were men and women of principle. No longer, there's nobody in there who truly has our interests at heart. They are remote, arrogant and parasitical. And that's on a good day.
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Seriously,why not offer to do it for half what they are currently paying? They will no doubt refuse. So go to your MP and complain about sweetheart deals,taxpayers money etc and threaten to go public. Be good fun even if you ultimately get the bum's rush
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To go back to the thread, I listened to a commons debate on Israel today. To a man and woman they were all saying ffs enough is enough, too many civilians are being killed. They were especially critical of the fighting around the hospital. Starmer is backing out of demanding a ceasefire, just doing his usual smarmy hedging. To the hardliners in Israel this war has been an absolute godsend.
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My mam was Irish. She had a lot of bad memories of the English in Ireland, some handed down to her. She swore like a drunken trooper when she was in a bad mood. One of her favourite curses was : f****n English b*****ds". Gave me a bit of a complex. There I was born in England, collecting the cards for the England football, cricket and rugby teams and following the results on the radio and there was my mam calling me a f****n English b*****d by association. No wonder 'Im a weird old b*****d.
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It would be daft not to if the locals talk like that.
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Whats the quotation? Something like," An Englishman has only to open his mouth to have another Englishman despise him". Ive met 3 old Etonians in my life and they all spoke with the utmost authority, correctness and moral fortitude. They could dominate a meeting with ease. All 3 were grossly incompetent ( no really, its not twisted and bitter me saying that lol) although one was a decent enough bloke. One thing they can do is play cricket. They can bowl like professionals. Intimidating to say the least. The one thing state schools lack is the ability to instil confidence in kids. Pub
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I quickly adopt an accent. I live in Scotland and when I am with jock mates,I pick up their accent subconsciously. I speak to my English friends completely differently. My Mrs says I am a sell out lol. But I can't help it, its the quickest way to get people to understand you. She will be ages on the phone trying to get a scot on the other end of the line to understand her. Sometimes I snap and say give me the phone and then talk Jockspeak and am understood immediately. The very first thing I notice about a fellow brit is their accent. Its always a good icebreaker asking what a person's
