Outlaw Pete
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Fitting instructions: 1) Lay on the floor 2) Shake uncontrollably
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hungover and i stink of wet ferrets
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Nothing wrong with that.
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done me thumb on the catty savage
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I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?" "Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted. "No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on my knob.
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Pip, Please ..... Just f**k off and die now. There's a good man.
'Mind you; Having now seen a Japanese girl eating about 8 oz of Edam off this guys bell end ....! .....
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Just been to visit and old friend , who is now crippled with arthritus and cant get out anymore ,dropped him a bit of reading material off ,thats my good deed for the day .
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Fancy laying porn on a man in his condition, Al'!
Now he'll just sit and stare at it till his dick ruptures a blood vessel!
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Working on goodfriday aggr can't wait to go and get my tikka zeroed what a picked up last night 223 woohoo !!
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BBC reports 1 in 10 curries and kebabs contain no lamb at all! Glad I gave all that shite up when them kunts murdered Lee Rigby.
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So, Bob; WTF Is in them??? Link to said report?
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if you v got a room 10 ft 5 ins x 6 ft 7ins ,,,what is the square footage
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Oh! Sorry, yeah. *Square*. I'm thinking of cubic / volume, I think?
Anyone sort that for me, please? 13' x 8' x 8' at apex?
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if you v got a room 10 ft 5 ins x 6 ft 7ins ,,,what is the square footage
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That'd depend on the third dimension, Al'.
Not that I could figure it out, either way. Been wondering similar myself, today.
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How stressful is moveing houses ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhr
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Jamie; They do reckon it's right, tight, up there with divorce or the death of ye spouse, mate.
Me? I'm a glutton. So, I went for EMMIGRATION, completely on my ownsome. Straight after a divorce.
If I could have? I'd have thrown in the death of my recently ex f**king spouse too!
The kunt!
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freezing cold guiness mmmm
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It's always here, mate. Four gallons right now. Eight more to be put on tomorrow.
They *Should* just about see me through in time for this ones demise. (I ferment Fast!)
Guinness, kept well and served correctly, Can be a lovely pint.
But, then there's Murphy's, Beamish, and the fascinating world of home brewed stouts .....
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freezing cold guiness mmmm
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Drop round here some time, mate. Preferably in the warmer months.
I'll show ye how stout can taste.
And I mean Stout. Not that mass produced, angling for the kiddie market, tasteless, frozen crap!
Stuff I make leaves that swill standing
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freezing cold guiness mmmm
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NOOOOoooooooo!!!!!
WTF is the point of drinking Any stout so f**king cold it simply clicks off ye taste buds on contact?
Savages!
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F**kin' Back's Gone! That's me on the Valium .....
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Pain killers just don't work for me, lads .....
Mate brought my six bales of hay down, at 18:00 though and I was chucking them around like match boxes!
Stable spotless too!
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F**kin' Back's Gone! That's me on the Valium .....
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Oh, Walshie; If Only!
F**king thing's wearing off now. Now, I just feel like I've been stabbed in the right kidney and kicked, hard, in the balls!
Oddly, I sort of feel this is more acceptable than being off my face!
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f*****g toothache!!
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F**k That! I had the snip. No problemmo what so ever.
But, f**king tooth ache?! God, No!!!
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off the sauce since new year, but feck im tempted for paddy's day
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I'd stay off then, mate. Paddys. Birthdays. Xmass. Mates birthday. The list of excuses is endless.
Ye just ignore Every excuse. Ye don't drink anymore. Period.
Oh, and f**king well done!
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off the sauce since new year, but feck im tempted for paddy's day
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God, that's a toughy, mate.
You off it for medicals? Or are ye trying to become tea total?
Either of them? Stay off. But, if ye just proving something to yeself? F**k it!
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just watched a halal slaughter of some cows, f*****g disgusting and barbaric! and people say hunting is cruel
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Cat insurance is a f*****g joke!!!!!!!!
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Maybe his cat's a Jag ....?
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Has anyone else has issue's with there profile pik on here. mine had just removed itself somehow! an its a right pain to get back on for some reason. just wondered if anyone else had experienced anything similar??
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What a glorious day! Sun's shining in a clear blue sky! I feel so good, I'm off to make abother bix, to enable me to kill loads of shit! LMFAO!
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Rain can't stop me, KD. I'm working indoors
Malters; Weetabix soaked in Drat ..... That works!
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What a glorious day! Sun's shining in a clear blue sky! I feel so good, I'm off to make abother bix, to enable me to kill loads of shit! LMFAO!
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" Abother bix "? Christ, am I shit faced again?! LOL!
Box made. And now I'm totally pissed off, because I've run out of 10" plank. Could've made several, if I had the wood.
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been an odd day hunting today, first i catch to baby rabbits with my hands, then a mate caught an adult rabbit with his hands. then just out lamping the same mate grabs a feral pigeon midair in the barn lol
