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Outlaw Pete

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  1. What is the difference between a Magicians wand and a policeman's truncheon? Ones for cunning stunts....

  2. does it really take a month to get two books from america?

  3. The beer tastes good tonight ....!

  4. The beer tastes good tonight ....!

  5. The beer tastes good tonight ....!

  6. Quietly reading. Lean. 'Pvrrrrrt!'. OFFS! Down with strides. " Dog?! Get over here and make yourself useful! "

  7. Wish my heating oil would hurry the f**k and get here...

  8. al be making sure its not coming back;)

  9. Sciatica ,,what a b*****d .

  10. Sciatica ,,what a b*****d .

  11. " It's This Phone ..... " Does no body else use a f**king Computer and Key Board any more?

  12. " It's This Phone ..... " Does no body else use a f**king Computer and Key Board any more?

  13. Two whales walk into a bar. The first one goes to the barman and says, "oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOooooooooOOOOOOOoOOOoOOo" The second one turns to the first and says, "Frank,shut the f*ck up!...... you're drunk!!."

  14. Got a sickly song stuck in my f**king head! That'll teach me .....

  15. Got a sickly song stuck in my f**king head! That'll teach me .....

  16. DNA tests have confirmed that Richard III is the last Englishman to be found in Leicester.lol

  17. Thinking of Carp Man 1's Avatar.

  18. Thinking of Carp Man 1's Avatar.

  19. Thinking of Carp Man 1's Avatar.

  20. Sat here, in Luton. Reading the Quor'an.

  21. Sat here, in Luton. Reading the Quor'an.

  22. How much is a divorce theses days ????? Lol

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