There's this good looking, older woman at work. I'd say she was about 50.
I asked her if she knew what MILF meant. She looked at me, slightly surprised, but flattered and with a tinkle in her eye, responded; "Yes, I'm aware of what it means."
So I said; "Well, I don't want to embarass you and I hope you don't mind but," I hesitated......
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......"I've been f***ing your mum."