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RubyTex

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  1. RubyTex

    Undateables

    Felt sorry for that lass actually, hope she finds someone with a lot of patience and understanding. As for the lad with tourettes i reckon he'll be alright if that lass stays interested...and as for the other lad all i can say is crack on son! Shy bairns get nowt
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    Buttercup

    muppet ! you know I am a red head, so that tan is just so fake !!! Redhead????
  3. RubyTex

    Buttercup

    When asked so nicely, what can I possibly say ... nothing..... now get it out.. oh and get one boob out.. i'l just imagine what the other one looks like :laugh: Left or right ? Beggars can't be choosers
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    Buttercup

    birds prefer "get your rat out" Aye or "show us where you piss from you dirty little slut".....well the birds in Hartlepool seem to respond to it, enough said.
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    Buttercup

    I have never ever heard of it being called a squakker! Any danger of a pic of your 'squakker', Lara??
  6. Ran out of likes, that is amazing :laugh: can just imagine the look on his face when he saw the turd bet he pissed himself all the way home.
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    Buttercup

    did you beat her up like?? :laugh: Think it was just the effects of the rhohypnol taking its time wearing off... Hartlepool rohypnol???? .. loaded them up with smack more like :laugh: Haha FFS i can pull birds without the help of drugs.........................................
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    Buttercup

    did you beat her up like?? :laugh: Na, it was to stop her leaping out the window when he kept crying that he loved her.... Some bitchy comments from LaraCroft today
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    Buttercup

    I was more concerned about a 38 year old being described as 'midlife'! well it's getting there....and yeah she might as well have been disabled some of the screams and moans that came out of her mouth
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    Scotsmen

    If by cougar you mean something that will jump on you biting and scratching till your dead, partially consume your flesh before dragging your corpse off into a nearby cave to finish later. Then the answer is probably yes! If she's got plenty of cash and is willing to write me into her will, she can bite whatever she f*****g wants!
  11. RubyTex

    Buttercup

    LaraCroft :laugh: she could barely walk after i'd finished with her nevermind give me an official rating
  12. RubyTex

    Buttercup

    PMSL thank fcuk i've never come across (oo-err) any women like that...christ. Though the nutty ones always seem to be the ones that like to strap you to the bed and ride your bollocks off, so it's not all bad. I've had a few like that.. one of them was a teacher. i was only 23 at the time, she was 39.. proper nut job.. but she was a good ride :laugh: One of the best i had was a right dirty thing .. and had no shame.. buying KY/ cucumbers and anything else that would go up was the norm for her... walking round picking things up saying i can't wait till i get that in me later
  13. RubyTex

    Scotsmen

    i'm loving this. Buttercup are you a rich cougar?
  14. I said sorry about that Gem!!
  15. Bit bored browsing and saw the Buttercup situation, thought has anyone ever been on a dodgy date? One where you pretended to go to the toilet then jumped out the tiny bathroom window because you realised you'd actually taken a troll on a date, or got smashed and covered her in your own vom, kind of thing... RT
  16. RubyTex

    Buttercup

    PMSL thank fcuk i've never come across (oo-err) any women like that...christ. Though the nutty ones always seem to be the ones that like to strap you to the bed and ride your bollocks off, so it's not all bad.
  17. Easy Gareth first night my dog pup came (8 weeks old) it got down to -5, packed his bedding area with blankets and he was warm as toast when i went to get him up in the morning If you still want added peace of mind get a heat pad mate.
  18. Stuck in that rut at the moment sleeping pattern is up the wall and got nothing to do really apart from walk the dogs, see to the chickens and ferret then sit on the laptop all day. Wasting my young days doing fcuk all
  19. Thing is who's got the dosh to be splashing out £1500/£2000 on a pup these days??! Crazy if you ask me...only ever seen two well bred bulldogs one was my aunties that would walk for miles and died at the age of 11, and the other lives on my estate here big beast of a dog his owner has him all over and no wheezing....get the dodgy breeders in the papers and infront of the RSPCA and it'll stop
  20. what's your mates name ? Clint Eastwood Fs. Do you feel lucky, punk??
  21. Conflict of interest there surely?? Of course !! That's why a decent Brief would have had it thrown out of court !! This was 40 odd years ago, things were a bit differnt then ! LOL ! Cheers. Aye, better to accept the £60 than remortgage on a brief....40 years ago, wasn't £60 a lot of dosh back then?
  22. Don't understand you at all...why bother putting yourself in the situation in the first place?? If you see a sign like that, you stay away for your dogs sake. If you want to put a dogs life at risk for the sake of a few runs then knock yourself out, but you don't go off crying and 'getting even' if and when the dogs given both barrels because you thought 'you'd stick it to the man' and go against the wishes of the landowner!! Sure people intentionally go out their way to be antagonistic first of all the sign is a load of bollocks you CANNOT just shoot a dog soley for being on your
  23. Don't understand you at all...why bother putting yourself in the situation in the first place?? If you see a sign like that, you stay away for your dogs sake. If you want to put a dogs life at risk for the sake of a few runs then knock yourself out, but you don't go off crying and 'getting even' if and when the dogs given both barrels because you thought 'you'd stick it to the man' and go against the wishes of the landowner!! Sure people intentionally go out their way to be antagonistic
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