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dark-destroyer-85

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  1. How long them battery last they don't last long do they and their a fair price
  2. https://www.(!64.56:886/scousehub/videos/540551469405333/
  3. Little boy arrives home to find his mum and dad having sex on the sofa. . . Dad says, "Don't worry son I'm just filling mummy with petrol." Son replies, "She doesn't do many miles to the gallon does she dad. . ? uncle Dave only filled her up this morning and he used a bigger nozzle.
  4. It's beyond mate fair play to the host though answered him brilliantly
  5. https://www.(!64.56:886/LBC/videos/10154153793611558/ Fair play Nick Ferrari told it as it should be
  6. Two women police dog handlers are on the beat, one says "I'm cold I left my knickers at the station." The other one says "let the dog have a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them." The dog returned 20 minutes later with her knickers and truncheon two broom handles and 3 of the desk sergeants fingers
  7. Any one got a link to which is the best one to buy cheers
  8. House party- there's always one left over in the morning! Lying on the floor behind the sofa, legless, can't stand! Asked where he lived then dragged him up, pulled him down the path to the car, flipping legs all over the place! Chucked him in the car and took him home! Dragged him up to his house and knocked on the door! Brought your son home from the party! His mum replies "did you bring his wheelchair"
  9. Paddy is having sex with his girlfriend & after half an hour she isn't enjoying it and she isn't orgasming. She says it's because she's getting too hot. So paddy takes her to the doctors and the doctor says he can't do anything for her. So Paddy ring up his mate Mick and asks him to come round and do him a favour. Mick comes, Paddy says "Mick, whilst I'm shagging my girlfriend, I want you to waft her with a tea towel." Mick agrees. So Paddy is shagging away and Mick is wafting, still after half an hour, nothing is happening. Mick comes up with an idea. "How about we swap? I'll shag her and
  10. Personally I wouldn't be happy with them coming on my property without a warrant I'd be down cop station asking what it's all about
  11. Cheers mate.yes they no trouble but I want the one to one with mine now.how's your lump coming on?yeah I bet but He's doing ok not seen nothing yet apart from the odd daytime rabbit on a walk like just been getting him jumping etc
  12. have you been smoking a bit mate can't make head nor tail of that lol??? not far wrong pal but it's sunstroke that's done for me this week no the smoke I can't face even face sorting the post out too make it legible at the minute ? My point was a lot of people have used growing green as a way out of debt maybe after loosing a job or just doing it too keep wolves from door not all are major players so the monies made finds its way into system as its spent dailylol I get what your saying now ?
  13. Nice dog him fair play bet you be glad to get them gone
  14. have you been smoking a bit mate can't make head nor tail of that lol
  15. You keeping two back Dai all looking well like the look of them
  16. It's just Dutch genetics crossed with native landraces in a great climate for weed production, definitely high quality for import but very hit and miss and never really going to stand up to decent stuff grown in the UK simply because of the distance it has to travel and how it's treated in transit. ok i never knew there was so many different types until I read this thread lol
  17. Have any of you tried that so called super skunk from Africa it was on tv bout year ago I've got no clue about smoke so can't remember it's name think it was from Swaziland I think
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